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7.4 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
Norman Reedus and his funky featus
Posted August 6.
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1 person found this review helpful
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6.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Pew Pew Pew Pew
Posted November 23, 2018.
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59.6 hrs on record (56.9 hrs at review time)
Cyborg Ninja Albino Mass Murderer? Check. Kapoera-dancing Samurai Desperado? Check. Multi-armed mechano-cancan french seductress? Check. Some dude from cambodia that knows how those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magnets work? Check. Angry white american politican? Check. Using a 100 Foot blade as a weapon? Check.

WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU PLAYING THIS GAME LIKE SERIOUSLY GET IT.
Posted February 12, 2014. Last edited March 3, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
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2.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
So you wanna be the Queen, ey? First you have to defeat the almighty poisoned chocolates, magic bolt your adversaries and execute any and all that oppose your rule. If you don't you'll be shot, stabbed, drowned, choked, trampled over or have your own magic blow up in your face.

Sounds like fun? WELL IT IS. GET THIS GAME

And here's the kicker:

You. can. dress. her up!!
Posted January 1, 2014.