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131.6 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
It only took me 6 hours to create my character. WTH CDPR, there is not enough options.
Posted December 12, 2020.
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258.4 hrs on record (252.3 hrs at review time)
Dark Souls is one of the toughest game Franchises known to man in terms of gameplay, and one of the hardest nuts to crack in terms of story and lore.

You are a soulless hollow who is saved by a stranger from a prison cell, and start hacking and slashing and dying (a lot) through caves, cities, castles and forests in search of your purpose in this world. By the end of the game, after chain-parrying the final boss , you are left with the final choice. Do you kindle the fire and bring back hope to this land, or do you spread eternal darkness over the world, becoming the monster in this story?

BUT

To complete this game to 100%, you need to kill the good boi at least twice.

You are the monster. End of discussion.

Oh yeah, and there is the (impossible to find without an actual guide) DLC that has the most broken Spells in the game, so enjoy that ****
Posted December 11, 2020.
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7.6 hrs on record
The most relaxing experience I've had in a long time playing a video-game.

What does the fox say?: 10/10 experience
Posted November 27, 2020.
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58.7 hrs on record (34.7 hrs at review time)
Did you ever wonder how the killer in your favourite Horrormovie actually feels?
Me neither, but killing people in a sociopathic bloodrage is fun.

11/10 would kill again.
Posted September 19, 2020.
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589.0 hrs on record (325.9 hrs at review time)
*This game for achievement hunters:
"Mom, am I done yet"
New update: "101 new achievements added"

10/10 would be depressed again
Posted July 7, 2019.
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34.2 hrs on record
So you finished one playthrough? Well, here have another one from another point of view.
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So you also finished playthrough 2? Well, let's say there is more. More equipment, more characters, more story, more EVERYTHING.
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This game is just... nnngh
I don't know what to say, you have to experience it for yourself. 33 hours in game and I don't feel likereaching the end. EVER. :nier_resistance:
Posted July 22, 2017.