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5.1 hrs on record
$5 for 5 hours definitely well spent. Can't recommend enough for people who like platformers. Once you unlock and master the mechanics, you can kinda accidentally skip through levels before you were really meant to get there. All in all worth the time.
Posted July 7, 2024.
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8.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Game gave me a blue screen every time it tried to compile shaders. Did a little troubleshooting, but decided that it wasn't worth the effort if it could damage my GPU.

EA is the worst.

Edit: I think I found out that my BSODs were the fault of my build and not the game. I'll pick it up again when it's on sale and try again.

EA is still the worst.
Posted May 13, 2024. Last edited May 25, 2024.
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19.4 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Invaders must die
Posted February 5, 2023.
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1.2 hrs on record
I think this is a great game for cat lovers and probably the most true-to-life cat simulation in video games to date. I'm giving it a positive review since I think it does what it intends to do very well but unfortunately, this isn't a game for me, hence the refund.
Posted July 20, 2022.
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44.0 hrs on record (30.2 hrs at review time)
High replayability, great with friends. Content drops are frequent enough to keep things fresh. Combat is very weighty and it feels great to slash into crowds of enemies or to take down elites and specials. Lots of lore to dig into as well, but it's also not forced onto you if you don't care about it.
Posted May 5, 2021.
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294.8 hrs on record (189.6 hrs at review time)
Great game, if a bit pricey.

I play this game mainly with friends, and it rarely gets old. There's enough new content at a regular pace to keep us coming back, and thankfully, our time in the game has been worth the money spent so far. Only downside with no positive would be some of the game-breaking glitches that occur (which are usually few and far between).
Posted June 30, 2019.
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12.9 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
This game is so heart-wrenchingly surreal that it gets my physical heart to beat at key moments. Here's a little taste:

Day 17. I'm desperately low on food and the survivors are starving. I decide to raid a nearby house in the hopes of stockpiling food. Uponarriving, I find the jouse inhabited by two brothers and their elder parents. I sneak in through the back unnoticed. One of the brothers is about to walk through the door so I ascend to the second. Through the keyhole, I see an old woman come down from the attic and approach the door. I ready my knife and pray that she doesn't come any closer to the door. I don't want to kill her. She stops, idles for a moment in self pity, and then turns back around and enters a different room. I enter and scavenge for supplies when the same brother enters, causing me to hide. He finds the place suspicious and approaches my hiding place. I panic and lunge at him from hiding. He dies noisily, and his brother hears. He runs to apprehend me, but he is unarmed. I dispatch him quickly. The old mother hears and comes down. She sees one of her dead sons and weeps above him. I pause before her as I realize what I've done to them. She cries as she says their names. In one final act of pity, I kill her where she kneels. I loot the rest of the house and escape to my shelter, food in tow. The father, out of earshot to it all and asleep, I've left to awaken to the massacre.

This game touches me so deeply that these actions of mine caused me to ask myself, "what if this was a choice that I couldn't just hit the resatrt button to?" Then I realized: that question is the game.
Posted December 7, 2014.
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