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DON'T TELL MY PARENTS ABOUT THIS. DON'T JUST DON'T.

I'm just gonna get to the point. I masturbated for the first time last night. I was reading some hentai (anime girl porn) fanfic earlier, and when I went to sleep later that day, all I could think of was hentai. Eventually, I got this strange feeling in my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and I had looked up how to fap a few days ago out of curiosity, so I began to rub my♥♥♥♥♥♥ and some squicky substance came out (you know what it is. we both do). It felt so ♥♥♥♥ing amazing, but I'm disgusted. I mean, it feels wrong, and I'm not interested in sex or anything. It just feels so wrong, like I'm violating myself. This'll probably be my last fap though

Just me and my 💕pope💕, hanging out I got pretty zealous🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something great 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me a 💦crusade!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 Saracens! 💦 Muslims!💦 dead by my hand💦 😍 It makes 💘God💘 😊happy😊 to claim the holy land... 💕💦😫DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! 😫💦💕 1 crusade💦, 2 crusades💦💦, 3 crusades💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘God's💘 👑judgment 👑going off to war! 💟 It makes me feel squishy💗!It makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘It makes me feel everything a pious should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

This reminds me of when my father was into foreskin stretching. He started with ping pong balls, making the objects bigger and bigger until he could fit an entire basketball.

Eventually he worked his way up to the point where he could fit me in his foreskin. He would drape his foreskin over me and pick me up, and spin around in circles and yell out “SWING BATTER BATTER, SWING!” before throwing me across the room. Good times lol

So there I was chilling on my mobile operation center when I found this girl that wanted to come in, there was chemistry since the first second she was on the guns I was on the wheel we obliterated everyone on the server and by the looks of it, we were having the fun of a lifetime!. It was clear there was something special here even the way she wrote in a very sexual manner made me very attracted to her. There was a romance in the air and after a while we flew my golden helicopter through Los Santos the sunset was beautiful everything was perfect she added me to her friends list and there I was ready to buy a plane ticket if needed to meet my soulmate I open her profile and I find out it was a dude.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to♥♥♥♥♥♥♥contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

GAYBLADE GAYBLADE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
Let's ♥♥♥♥

In the backyard

Suck me off and get real hard

Rise to your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stick it in there yeah

GAYBLADE GAYBLADE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
GAYBLADE GAYBLADE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
Spin your tongue around my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now

Bring on the anal

I'm never going straight

Because being gay is great

I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

ANAL CREAMPIE

LETS GO GAYBLADE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
ANAL CREAMPIE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
GAYBLADE GAYBLADE SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥
THIS IS IT, NO ♥♥♥♥ BRO

SUCK MY♥♥♥♥♥♥

For all you people out there hating on Christian screamo music, STFU OK?! Hows abouts you actually listen to the lyrics. They really are about Christianity. The way they sing has nothing to do with it, ok? In fact, what they do is way harder than all those beiber ♥♥♥♥. Because their vochal chords take damage. And they continue to push through the pain and sing their hearts out. So I don't wanna hear anything about it anymore, OK?!

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