I can ♥♥♥♥ ride this game for hours bit ill try to keep this review short. FromSoft cooked so hard with Elden Ring it set the bar for what a full priced AAA game should be, finished and packed with a ♥♥♥♥ ton of content that will have your nuts quaking for hundreds of hours with no micro-transactions or any other scummy business practices. if you haven't played this game do yourself a favor and just buy it you won't regret it. Just fire up the game and you're going to blow a fat load all over your Razor keyboard the second you see its beautiful open world, and if you can't appreciate this masterpiece of a game you simply just have horrible taste and your favorite game is probably Fortnite or some ♥♥♥♥. Elden Ring is the best video game ever made, end of story.

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Great game if you're autistic.