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“Come play CS,” they say. “It’ll be fun.” Fun?? FUN???? My dopamine comes from watching 6 digits of xp fly in after a 3-tick lobster cook. My thrill is logging in and seeing the task list say “complete 500 things you already do out of habit.”
I’m missing out on a RELIC THAT LETS ME FISH AND COOK AT THE SAME TIME so I can go 5-19 in CS with some random Russian kid screaming "ez" in the chat like he’s Moses descending from Sinai with the scoreboard carved in stone??? Nah. I’m done. I'm going back. I need to hear the seagulls at Catherby and the dead silence of nobody talking in clan chat at 3 AM. That’s real peace.