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Prog Rock Extraordinaire. Died 206 years ago.


Lance isn't a very common name nowadays, but in Medieval Times, people were called Lance a lot.

Met a girl at a vegan restaurant. Said she'd recognised me. Strange, never met herbivore.

The wife told me to stop messing with her red wine. Added some fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.

Broke up with a girl called Simile. Dunno what I metaphor.

I, for one, like roman numerals.

Got a band called 1023MB. Decent tunes, but still aren't big enough for a gig.

Don't enter a relationship with a fan of tennis. Love means nothing to them.

"The roof is not my son, but I will raise it."