Space Dandy, Baby
Paradise
Alabama, United States
Aging, irrelevant, washed, and out of touch.
*Straight-edge*
30 year old that plays for fun
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Aging, irrelevant, washed, and out of touch.
*Straight-edge*
30 year old that plays for fun
View more info
Level
20
Years of Service
650 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  18
Games  268
Inventory   
Screenshots  35
Videos  1
Reviews  3
Groups  15
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ATTENTION SURVIVORS
:thehook: If you or someone you care about feel that you have been :thehook:
:theskull: TUNNELED, CAMPED, SLUGGED, or BAD MANNERED :theskull:
:thetrap: you might be ENTITLED. This is a reminder that DBD is a game :thetrap:
:whiteward: where the Killer uses any and all tools at their disposal to win the game. :whiteward:
:thehook: None of these strategies should be considered cheating or exploiting. :thehook:
:theskull: It is not the Killer's responsibility to ensure that you have a fun experience. :theskull:
:crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: It is yours. :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick: :crunchychick:
SURVIVOR COMPLAINT HOTLINE
:sacrificed: Thank you for contacting the Survivor Complaint Hotline. :sacrificed:
:sacrificed: Your suffering is very important to us! :sacrificed:
:thehook: To help us process your complaint, please provide below: :thehook:

:theskull: A detailed account of how I personally ruined your DBD experience
:theskull: The exact moment your self worth was damaged
:theskull: Your preferred emotional compensation (bonus dead hard, free hatch tokens, an emotional support Sable, etc.)

:thehook: Be sure to include any technical difficulties you are experiencing such as: :thehook:

:theskull: Inability to loop for more than 15 seconds
:theskull: Uncontrollable crying at your children's video game
:theskull: Violations of official DBD policy (No Tunneling Clause, Hooking Etiquette, or the sacred "Fun for Survivors Only" rule)

:thetrap: All of our operators are currently busy ignoring other survivors. Average wait time: Eternity. :thetrap:
:whiteward: For immediate assistance, try our automated system that is activated by uninstalling DBD or simply stay on the line and cry louder. :whiteward:
:thetrap: Your call may be recorded for training purposes, but will never, under any circumstances, be taken seriously. :thetrap:

:crunchychick:Goodbye!:crunchychick:
Favorite Guide
HOW TO UNINSTALL DBD PART 1
Created by - Hex: Osiris
Dead by Daylight
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Favorite Game
Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice
73
Hours played
24
Achievements
Achievement Progress   24 of 34
+19
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