I remember the good old days back in the early 2000s before the WormNET leaderboards got hacked. Great game, good times.

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After capturing an injured attacker and nursing her back to health, she decides she wants to join my colony.

I accept but after some period of time realise she's not doing much..

After checking her health tab I realise she has an extreme infection in her left leg which requires immediate amputation (I have no medicine to treat her). So the operation is successful and "Skye" is on the mend, when I realise I also have no prosthetics station, nor the ability to make one. She is also 78 years old.

I now have a 78 year old dead-weight cripple eating my food and taking up a medical bed for the forseeable future. To make matters worse, a solar flare has blown all my electricity for 24 hours and all the indoor farms go dark. With food supplies dwindling (gotta feed them chickens) I make the tough decision; Skye's euthanasia is inevitable.

In the dead of night whilst all the colonists sleep, my doctor sneaks into the medical wing and slices Skye's throat, burying her out back like Old Yeller.

Now my doctor is depressed, on the verge of a mental break - so I order him to hit that smokeleaf because 420 blaze it ♥♥♥♥♥♥. Now he's happy again and all is well with the colony.

10/10 would euthanize again

Can't recommend this game enough. One of the best indie (and possibly any) games ever.

If you and your friends haven't played this, buy the 4 pack you won't be disappointed.

Gary fixed the game. Who'da thought it?