Sold my house to buy all the DLC's but at least i was able to rebuild the Roman Empire

-Be me
-Wake up on a boat with a weird emo guy giving you a human heart to collect bones with
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-Go in a big city
-Throw a bottle at a random masked guy who is talking about the Bible
-Become public enemy nr 1
-Get chased by half a town
-Get on a murder spree trying to survive
-End up killing all of the policeman, workers on the doc, barmans and civilians as well
-Regret my life choices
-Enter in an abandoned building
-Get gangbanged by 300 giant musquitos
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-Get to a hospital to see if I i got any rabies or Ebola from the musquitos
-The doctor becomes some Jack and Hide lunatic trying to kill me
-I start shooting her until i run out of bullets
-I poke her with my sword to be sure she is dead
-She doese't move
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-Goes home pretending nothing happened and starts playing Dishonored 2