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2.3 hrs on record
Sometimes I wonder, when I launch planets with the Celestial Claw, what will happen to any intelligent life that lives on them. Do they scream as they are hurled into the maws of beasts? What about the space that formerly surrounds the planet? Won't it warp time & gravity as it disappears? And even if the universe is infinite, won't it run out of planets & suns as they are hurled into the horde of monsters & undead? If this universe runs out of planets, will the Claw more planet from the rest of the multiverse?


10/10 will ponder more on this as I destroy my enemies with the Claw.

Posted July 2, 2019.
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13.2 hrs on record
Just Cause 2 is an accurate, prescient depiction of rising corruption and repression that's happening now in Malaysia, right down to the part where Rico have to fight a freakin' submarine (In context, the real Malaysian Prime Minister, Najib Razak, actually bought a Scorpene submarine from the French with his country's taxpayer money. That same taxpayer money is also used to financed Wolf of Wall Street & Dumb and Dumber To).

Just Cause 2 isn't just a game; it's a documentary.
Posted February 28, 2016.
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24.4 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
You can kick a nun in her face and steal her speedboat.



Will kick more nuns off their speedboats/10
Posted February 19, 2016. Last edited February 19, 2016.
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