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46.1 hrs on record (21.1 hrs at review time)
beeg titan
Posted November 26, 2020.
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580.8 hrs on record (195.3 hrs at review time)
This game is chaos, so if you like that then this game is for you.

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3/3 Michelin Second bananas
Posted October 8, 2020.
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15.0 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
This game is a BLAST it's sad it doesn't last that long :(

while playing this game you are able to test it's limits with spinning slipt shooting rolling around and being BADASS
sadly the game has a 60 fps lock and the graphics is a bit out of date but rly who cares if a game's awesome it's awesome. well yes the controlls are a bit finnicky, but that feeling of doing a super cool move while clear a whole room is awesome.

graphics: 4/10 not so good
gameplay: 10/10 BANANAS!
story: 7/10 hmm interesting
level: design: 8/10 new ideas every level
difficulty: 6/10 you can get stuck sometimes
play time: 2/10 short :(
price: 3/10 a bit too much for this amout of playtime

what i hope for: i hope this game gets a level creator and a pvp gamemode so that you can play even more of this fantastic game! and also i would like more levels

but overall I give this game 3 michelin bananas
Posted June 21, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
249.8 hrs on record (226.5 hrs at review time)
ok so I only have around 200 hours of gameplay of this game and I only played on privite servers but it's a BLAST.

so you often begin on a safe island on the shores and nearly instantly die by some animal in the nearby (often a Dilophosaur). About dying a few times you run away and get to a tree. You start punching the tree and getting some wood a thatch. Nearly seconds after that you will take small amounts of damage instantly think some dino has reached you, but then realize it's just because you have punched a tree to much.

Sooner or later you will have a little base of thatch with a campfire. you may have tamed a dodo or killed some. you start getting real gear when you realize leveling up is hard AF when you get to higher lvls. at the end you find some iron and start building a furnace at this moment ♥♥♥♥ speeds up. you will strart gaining gear but also realize this is a grindy game you start taming and move your base. And at last you've played so much the game gets boring.

you leave the server thinking that you've done all and that you're done with the game forever...

then you return two week later and continue and still have fun.

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this is the beauty of ark you can always return one day or the other thanks for reading my review
I give this game 2/3 michelin Dilophosaurs
Posted April 14, 2019.
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