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81.0 hrs on record (76.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you like Tycoon games and sitting back and just enjoying the progression of a relaxed yet sometimes intense game, then this is perfect for you.

Now you can legally (kinda) follow your dreams of being the next Walter White!
Posted November 27, 2025.
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5.8 hrs on record
Must Climb
Posted November 27, 2025. Last edited November 27, 2025.
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27.4 hrs on record (13.2 hrs at review time)
As someone who wasn't over thrilled about the Development cycle and release (and delays) of Dyling Light 2. being given this for free by techland almost feels like a robbery, THIS is the game i was hoping for while waiting for DL2.

Still am yet to finish the game but so far this game is amazing, gory, horrific, and still retaining that sense of dominance as you run across and through buildings, while avoiding the undead and slashing your way through any that have the misfortune of being in Kyle Cranes way.

The Day/Night Cycle has been changed in comparison to the previous games in the series, and night time is no longer a simple walk in the park, volitiles are relentless. no longer are they chasing you to simply hunt you down, they're making it their entire mission to rip Kyle Crane limb from limb.

all and all 1000% if you're reading this and wondering "should i buy this" the answer is YES. dont think about it, open your wallet and make the purchase.

TLDR, what DL2 should have been from the start. Day/Night cycle has been reworked, volitiles are actually intimidating now, my pants are shidded.
Posted September 20, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
Hell's kitchen is a short but terrifyingly fun little game, The premise is simple, cook food, scroll your phone to keep the monster happy, fail to do so.. and you'll be punished accordingly,

Although this games short and not filled with hundreds of hours of content;
It is VERY well polished and the physics system is surprisingly top quality, i was expecting something slight jank with charm to it, but i was pleasantly to surprised to experience it without ever thinking to myself "oh that was janky"
for the price of $7 AUD its a solid little purchase that i'm happy to have made, even better if you catch it on sale.

My only gripe with this game is the lack of achievements, to give myself and other players more encouragement to play through it repeatedly trying to get just one more achievement on each playthrough.

10/10 would recommend.
Posted July 19, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
10/10 this is so immersive, the snake would go limp after no more then 3 seconds of it being acknowledged,

will come back to grind the achievements one day.
Highly recommend playing this with friends.. and family.
Posted October 5, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
48.2 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
Great game, joined a random lobby, the store name was "N*****STOPNGO" got put in the cage and laughed at while being repeatedly called a "little slave boy"

edit - i have found another store named "N*****MART" they too locked me in the cage and begun repeatedly calling me a gamer word.

maybe i should stick to just playing with friends lol.
Posted September 24, 2024. Last edited November 27, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
This game has changed my perspective on life, so touching on a deep level, I felt as lost at sea as i was in awe of how beautiful the story is.
The music was a beautiful touch and only slightly affects the immersion of this piece of art.

Highly recommend a play through, or ten.
Posted February 10, 2024.
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