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All of you are disloyal, treacherous, scum who spend every second of their day betraying their rightful king. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever been the legitimate heir to the throne? I mean, I guess it’s fun rebelling against your true king because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having the kingsguard beat a little girl.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was in charge of defending Storms End, and helped put down the Greyjoy rebelion. What wars did you fight in, other than “shoot crossbow bolts at peasants from behind a portcullis” I also get free onions, and have a banging hot red priestess (She just birthed a shadow; ♥♥♥♥ was SO cash). You are all traitors who should just kill yourselves.
Pic Related: It’s me and my witch.