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4.1 hrs on record
You know ♥♥♥♥'s good when an eastern european dev uses phallic enemies. You know it's gonna be really good when they become Yonic.
Posted June 22, 2024.
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127.9 hrs on record (121.2 hrs at review time)
Devs constantly make balance changes that only nerf weapons down to the levels of previous updates. This is a PvE game. Allow metas to emerge then buff under performing weapons to match. The only real balance we should be seeing is map design and enemy AI.

Players are constantly punished for seeking out meaningful and fun builds. No matter what build you find they WILL nerf it.

The game has become relentlessly unfun due to the balancing from the devs.

Sort your ♥♥♥♥ out, Arrowhead.

Not worth the purchase if they keep trying to ruin the gameplay loop the way they do.
Posted May 3, 2024. Last edited August 8, 2024.
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2.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Literally unplayable. Launch the game, start playing and then without fail it drops to 2 fps on lowest settings. Movement is sluggish and floaty. Combat suffers because of this. Looting is terribly slow for no reason. Oh and don't get me started on the Alexa text to speech NPC voices. Hard skip this game.
Posted April 2, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record (5.9 hrs at review time)
MUCK
Posted July 18, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.4 hrs on record
While I can see the appeal, this game just fails to keep me playing. One of the few games I can't even see myself getting $1 per hour as it's that boring and repetitive. On top of that, every game I had the same rotation of maps, I never even saw half of them and I made it to the finals at least 2/3 times.

I enjoy the zany antics, I can manage to have fun but that fun wears away in the first two or three hours. Maybe eventually it'll be worth it, but it's not right for me.
Posted September 18, 2020.
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155.6 hrs on record (61.3 hrs at review time)
Yeah, sure. Human-skin hats, leather couches and cannibalism is cool and all. Yeah, that's what everyone talks about. Yeah, sure you can mod the game to have the perfect society of cat-girls and live in a cat-girl femdom empire. I mean, you could totally just co-habit with the factions around you and wipe out the mechanoid scourge, bringing peace to this godforsaken planet.

Or. Now hear me out. *OR*

YOU CAN TAKE A WILD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIDE WITH RANDY RANDOM IRONMAN MODE THAT ♥♥♥♥ STRUGGLE FOR SURVIVAL, WATCH AS YOUR BONDED DOGS ARE EATEN ALIVE BY "tEh pENGUIn OF dOOOOOM" RANDY RANDOM, SHAVED HEAD, SMILEY HEAD LOOKIN' ASS. REBUILD YOUR SETTLEMENT FROM THE GROUND UP.

BECOME SO INVESTED IN YOUR COLONY THAT YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU, TAKE OUT A LOAN SO YOU CAN BUY ANOTHER COMPUTER JUST TO RUN 600KM LONG EXCEL SPREADSHEET OF IDEAL TRADE ROUTES, FACTION DOES AND DON'TS AND A SECOND SPREADSHEET JUST AS LONG WITH THE NAMES OF THE DISGUSTING, WEAK SON'S OF ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT DARED TO EVEN THINK OF DYING BECAUSE THEY ATE ON THE FLOOR.

I mean, uh.. Build a utopia for all. Get lost in it. Become the master of everything you could ever want. Oh. and sit staring at the "Work" tab for 8 hours trying to min-max your workers so you can actually get research done instead of always having one dumbass trying to sweep every crumb off the mess floor.

10/10 would sell my kidney to own this game.
Posted August 11, 2020.
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