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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:23pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 12:44am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:20pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:37pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 12:57am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 1:56am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 3:00am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Jan 8, 2018 @ 11:00pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Jan 9, 2018 @ 12:02am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 2:07am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:46pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:20pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 2:37am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Jul 21, 2018 @ 10:26pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:31pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 12:59am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Dec 23, 2017 @ 10:24pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Jan 6, 2018 @ 2:08am



Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
1 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
13 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
1 / 30

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
2 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
13 / 30