Narwhal_Nightmare
Matt Sunshine
Portland, Oregon, United States
Life is a repeated, endless kick in the nuts. And just when you're getting used to it, life comes to you and says, "Hey, I've got these new boots I'd like to try out on your nuts" and you say, "Well, you've been kicking me for so long, that I'll be able to see it coming and avoid the kick" but life says, "Actually, I've been training in a new form of Nut Karate, so I can kick you in ways you didn't even realize were possible."

And then you take the steel toed boot, right to the taint.

Right where the taint meets the heart.
Life is a repeated, endless kick in the nuts. And just when you're getting used to it, life comes to you and says, "Hey, I've got these new boots I'd like to try out on your nuts" and you say, "Well, you've been kicking me for so long, that I'll be able to see it coming and avoid the kick" but life says, "Actually, I've been training in a new form of Nut Karate, so I can kick you in ways you didn't even realize were possible."

And then you take the steel toed boot, right to the taint.

Right where the taint meets the heart.
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