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Judi - C Y B ▓ R N ∆ Z I: me wanting to create the perfect human race asside

TheBlindSeer: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW I just literally got the worlds gross thought in my head and its burned into my skull! its! jewbie boobies
TheBlindSeer: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that is gross
TheBlindSeer: ♥♥♥♥...my....life

Hati: Didn't jerk off till I was 14 a day after I had my first wet dream. Day later I pawwed for the first time.All I really remember was the massive paradigm shift in my head as I was doing it. I imagine most people tend to think sexy thoughts. Not me, I was having a philosophical revolution in my brain. Every conservative idea I was raised under crumbled and here I am. Beforehand I was raised obedient and conservative. After the matter I somehow became a liberal, atheist, freethinker anti authoritarian and from there I've become a pot smoking homosexual rocket scientist. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I thoroughly recommend masturbating.

Judi: ... especially with all the drugs you blokes must be on
Hati: hang on
Hati: I recognize this feeling
Hati: I'm about to fall unconscious
Hati: see you later

fϋĵıл 1337: Well, you tried. That's all that counts, right? xD
Judi: Only in a murder case.

Hati: I have this characture of myself in my head at 14 years old frantically wanking like OH GOD EPISTEMOLOGY! NNGGHHH!

Hati: "If you could be raped by any mythical... "
Hati: Werewolf! Because reasons

Vulture Lord: my rock hard nipples traveled through the screen and exit out of ian's computer killing him instantly with the sharp points


ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: I BROKE MY BACK :D
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: and that means
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: I get to spend a few weeks legally high on opiates
343 Grenadier: I assume there was no permanent neurological damage.
343 Grenadier: Otherwise you'd probably be substantially less cheery.
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: nothing really, I got hit by a car running a red light
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: 2 fractured vertabrae
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: and a cracked rib
343 Grenadier: Very well.
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: I jumped, so it's not as bad as I could have been
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: broken leg would have been annoying
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: So I'm in a ♥♥♥♥ ton of pain when the painkillers wear off
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: and high as a kite when they're working
343 Grenadier: Have you informed Judi yet? His wall of autistic chatlogs could always use another entry.
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: but we can't do any sex. I figured out that finishing causes really really intense cramps in my lower body at the moment. Along with hot showers and baths
343 Grenadier: "Figured out."
343 Grenadier: Uh-huh.
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: Well, More that a blow job and a wank have both resulted in me crippled in pain which doesn't mix well with the other sensations going on.
343 Grenadier: Sex is an incredibly violent process if you examine what it does to your body. And someone with your...extensive experience with it should know that better than most.
343 Grenadier: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you were too high to think clearly.
ｓｈａｄｉｌａｙ: Hence no outright sex. It was just a blowjob :x.
343 Grenadier: Even then.

Santa Claus of Destruction: There was a house fire yesterday
Santa Claus of Destruction: place in my street burned down
343 Grenadier: Did you get high off of the woodsmoke?
343 Grenadier: I can't imagine why else you'd care.
Santa Claus of Destruction: housefires are really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot, it melted my car
343 Grenadier: Well that IS one other reason, I suppose.
343 Grenadier: Although I don't think you care THAT much.
Santa Claus of Destruction: Well, I'm gonna be without a car for a couple of months
Santa Claus of Destruction: and it's put me off work for a couple of days
343 Grenadier: Funny thing: I had to fix the gas stove here because water got in the igniter.
343 Grenadier: ...by turning on all four fires at once to evaporate the water.
Santa Claus of Destruction: so I now have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of spare time. and I'm currently trying to resolve a little conflict in Kant's moral philosophy.
343 Grenadier: It caused the fire alarm to go off because the plastic containers seasoning a little above the fire started to melt and one fell into the fire.
343 Grenadier: *of
Santa Claus of Destruction: oh god
343 Grenadier: That happened just yesterday.
343 Grenadier: Funny coincidence.
343 Grenadier: Maybe I jinxed you guys.
343 Grenadier: Voodoo curse ♥♥♥♥.
Santa Claus of Destruction: yeah. thanks for melting my car
Santa Claus of Destruction: I liked that car too XD
343 Grenadier: No problem

Judi: "hey member that time you were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded and got your skull fractured?"
"OH YEAH MY SKULL IS FRACTURED"
Taiwan is the best China: My memory from around then really sucks

Dude stop to say ♥♥♥♥ about others and stuffs I heard stuffs about ya
Do you think I'm kidding?
I'm serious
Better you stop cause gonna happen bad consequences

Judi: Oi what did you call me?
☆Valty: I called you a ♥♥♥♥♥
Judi: o hok
Judi: just checkin
☆Valty: I could step it up though
☆Valty: F I L T H Y
☆Valty: N I * * * *
Judi: oh daddy~
Judi: flail me in the cotton feilds like I like massah
☆Valty: Jesus christ I spat my crisps out laughing at that

Admiral Sodium: I've witnessed the best simulation of a horsedick getting erect ever made

Hati Calamity,
man I adore fashwave
this really gay music next to this fascist imagery
like
I don't know if these guys know what they're doing, but I'm liking it from a distance
also I learned why tentacle hentai is a thing
It was illegal in Japan for some time to draw cartoons of people having sex. So to get around this it's not sex, it's rape. Second, it's not a ♥♥♥♥ it's a tentacle. it's not human, it's interspecies
and so it's this wonderful example of a decency law creating the ultimate indecency

BBlaze: I've been nurturing a mean ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate boner the last week or so too
BBlaze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
𝔗𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔄𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔪: rofl
BBlaze: I put this on in the background and find as much smut as I can
𝔗𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔄𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔪: wonder why
𝔗𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩 𝔄𝔲𝔱𝔦𝔰𝔪: pff
BBlaze: just the music and todd's sweet voice
BBlaze: it hurts so good
BBlaze: nobody, todd.
BBlaze: nobody's laughing now.

Ryan™: if we're gonna teach them english
we should also teach them culture and ♥♥♥♥
Judi: Nah thats uh
Cultural imperialism
Ryan™: well somebody has to get these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUICIDAL RAPE FISH IN ORDER, JUDI
Judi: You're actually a racist if you want to subject a dolphin to your white culture
Ryan™: IF IT TAKES C U L T U R A L I M P E R I A L I S M TO DO SO
THEN BY GOD WE SHALL
Judi: ALL CULTURES ARE VALID
Ryan™: dolphin culture worse than islam