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Ich halte Twitter für eins der "demokratiegefährdendsten Systeme überhaupt. Es ist geradezu unmoralisch, auf Twitter zu sein.

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

"I'm going to kill myself! In fact, I'm going to do it right now, by my own hand, because I want to die, goodbye everyone and thank you for the excellent job you have done here tonight and god bless you all especially the guards who have done such a wonderful job making me feel comfortable and safe up until the point at which I decided to take my own life which I am dooooing nooooow I'm doing it I'm taking my own life by my own free will, I regret that I didn't have a chance to tell you all my secrets but alas, goodbye, goodnight, god bless." - Jeffrey Epstein

With every year, you get to surprise yourself with a new calendar. You can get those car calendars, are you into motors? You got your bird calendars, you into birds? You got your pinup girls, you into *boobs???* I tell ya something, you can choose any kind of calendar you want, every year it's a new choice. A new choice for you to choose, you can choose what to put on your wall, but you can’t choose what day of the week it is. Don’t ask me questions, I tell *you* what day it is. What, are you trying to go somewhere? You got a date on Valentine’s Day? You can take your date onto a ferris wheel, tell her It's Valentine’s Day but it's also national Ferris Wheel Day. snaps fingers five times That’s what I call a double date. I went down to Larry’s on March 9th. (snaps fingers) I tell Larry Hey, you realize it's National Meatball Day? I order myself a nice meatball mix snaps fingers three times. The Minute Man, he come over to me with a hotdog in his hand.

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! :joy::joy::eyes:

"Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! :triumph::triumph::joy:

My joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took me a total of 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. 🤬 What's that? My joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. I outsmarted you, nitwit.🤭

In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment :smirk:. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" :grimacing::astonished:. WOW! 🤪 Another reference I had to explain to you. 🤦‍♂️🤭 I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.:smirk::joy:

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haha i have the weed number of games now
this is funny because of married iguanas

I just sold molly tuah freshman
I got M on deck so they callin' me the X-Man
I just sold molly tuah fresh—
I just sold molly tuah fresh—
I just sold—
I just sold—
I just sold molly tuah—
I just sold molly tuah freshman
I got M on deck so they callin' me the X-Man
[Verse 1: Acid Souljah]
Smoking on this good gas, I ain't never stressing
Based World prophet, I been giving blessings
You be working 9-5's, I gon' trap from 9-5
All these drugs I'm really fried
Said I loved her but I lied
I don't give a ♥♥♥♥, if she cryin' 'bout her heartbreak
I just shipped acid to a Mormon up in Salt Lake
Look like Darth Vader my whip look like star wars
5 different drugs in my body as a sophomore
5 different drugs in my body as a sophomore
5—5 different drugs in my body as a sophomore

-rep Sold my toddler molly

STOP PLAYING HAWK TUAH IM DEAD SERIOUS. KEEP THAT UP AND WE'RE OVER

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+rep she got Mario on this thing

How many hours in team fortress? Waahahahabba.

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HOW'S YOUR MOUTH ROLLING TODAY? NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!!!

La la la ierukana?

I am offering my phallus as a meal for ¥100,000... I will prepare and cook as the buyer requests at their chosen location

+rep Gangstalked me by reflecting the light of the sun onto me from her car

+rep has relations with Brer Rabbit

Disrespectful unreasonable user. Kept talking over the second life Young Sheldon screening saying we should watch"The Wombles Final Wars" instead. Please do not interact with this filth

Darya from hit series Daria

Laika 3 Sep @ 5:48pm
Girl I'm here to fill you in 😊. Anna Oop made a video on this and it's WILD! Basically the pc port was such a flop that Rogue The Bat's tee taa's fell off. (YOU WILL VOMIT)

Darya 3 Sep @ 7:25am
Yikes, what happened? Spill the tea sis! 🍵

Did you know, when a horse’s hooves hit the ground whilst walking they make a sound represented by the onomatopoeia ‘Clip Clop’. And THAT’S why jerking off to My Little Pony characters is called Clopping. Hope you liked my theory subscribe for more - BurgerKingChickenFriesFan89

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on the class playing games ♥♥♥♥ yeasss brother

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getcho bitchass outta here!!!

i am in fact NOT pro pony

True!!!

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>:3

Ohh I'm going to lick ya

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add me, you dont know me but i know you

touhou

Shut up Bandcampoid

i will piss on ur grave invierno

Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick I am 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please do not contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

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