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70.9 hrs on record (51.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Still in early access but me and my partner have already enjoyed this game a ton. The gameplay loop is simple and addicting and it's a lot of fun to play with friends.
Posted January 5, 2025.
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62.1 hrs on record (45.5 hrs at review time)
Do you like management sims? Do you like hilarious sex positive story lines? This is a a very well written game with addicting game play. Every update brings in something new, from new costumes, new game play and even more story lines. They even brought in ghosthoney from TikTok to voice the new merchant in the new FREE DLC.

If you like humor, fun game play, and positive love in your life this is definitely a must play for you!

Easily my favorite sim management game out there. You will not be disappointed.
Posted November 24, 2021.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.7 hrs on record
This game is beautiful. The art, the world, and the voice acting is on POINT! If you are a fan of point and clicks this one is worth checking out. It's not based on puzzles but it's based on a beautiful story.

If you like story over gameplay this game is for you.

I spent time admiring the art a lot in this one.
Posted April 1, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
155.8 hrs on record (103.4 hrs at review time)
Addictive, awesome, and the best with friends. Easily my favorite multiplayer title.
Posted November 27, 2016.
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5 people found this review helpful
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19.3 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
Holy Potatoes! A weapon shop! Is full of cute graphics, spud humor, and addicting gameplay for those who love the simulation genre.
It may seem at first to be a really repetitive experience, but the game keeps growing in depth.
You start out as a young potato learning that your grandfather has passed and you inherited his weapon shop. Well, you own 0.01 percent of his weapon shop. Who care, you have a cool new occupation, wait you don’t know anything about making weapons? No worries, blacksmiths do all the work. Blacksmiths like Lara Craft. Who knew a spud raider could be so perky?
Each blacksmith has a finely tuned skill they start off with and those create stats for weapons for “heroes” Yup, like bandits, pirates, gladiators, and snipers. Totally the hero type, if you know what I mean spud.
Each blacksmith’s specialty goes to an attribute. Attack power, Accuracy, Speed, and Magic. But as you progress, the game starts to open up, as you can upgrade your shop, hire more blacksmiths and work your blacksmiths skills until they master everything. It takes time, training, but worth it. You’ll learn tricks along the way, learn which “heroes” like what weapons and what stats are within reach. Take a look at the training tree, there are lots of reasons to re-assign job titles in order to become a weapons master. There are tons of little details in this game that shine, from random decision making about where or not to turn on a tv that is outside of your shop to saving kids from bullies, to random statues to put in the store, it’s quite the adventure.
Always be on the lookout for the annual weapon awards, here if you win, you get cash bonuses, and maybe get some starch into the judges hands for a little positivity in your direction. Yes, starch is really the currency, and yes, I LOVE IT!
Once you start gaining reputation Big time heroes start looking for you, they will request very specific weapons and give you lots of bonuses. Plus the interactions are hilarious and full of spud puns.
It’s a fun story, a well put together simulation game, and I found myself losing track of time while playing this game. I say it’s well worth the 14.99, and if you dig fun music, great artwork, and Lots of potato jokes, it’s a must have.
Posted July 22, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.1 hrs on record
Awesome puzzels and the story is great!
If you like Mirrors Edge and want to play something fresh, this is a must buy!
Posted June 3, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.8 hrs on record (21.3 hrs at review time)
Loadout is easy to pick up and play and full of adult cartoony humor. If you like games that are over the top gore and full of foul language, you'll love it! It's a fun third person arena shooter! Plus it's free! But supporting companies for games you love is a good thing, you know. (I've spent over 25 bucks)
Posted March 27, 2014.
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