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9.7 hrs on record
Just skip. Don't buy into the hype of this game. Not a very satisfying GTA ripoff. As much as I didn't enjoy this game, I have to say, it's better than the other games in the series, which boggles my mind. I really tried to get into it, but it just feels very cheap. For some reason though, it's better than the third and fourth, which are quite possibly the worst games I've ever played. In addition to being a very terrible game, the port is awful. Maybe this played well on the 360, but on steam it just doesn't play very well. Don't buy into the hype of this game. I got about 10 hours out of it until It became boring running over people and blowing ♥♥♥♥ up. Please just skip this and just buy the GTA series.
Posted January 30, 2016.
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9 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
I'll keep this short and sweet. I bought this game because it was on sale. I didn't hate it, I just can't recommend it. The only huge problem is that Turbo Pug doesn't support controls, which would be okay, but there seems to be some latency with the left click which is the only button that you use to interface with the game. Turbo Pug isn't broken by any means, it's just not a very dynamic game. Skip this and check out "bit.trip runner".
Posted January 7, 2016. Last edited January 7, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.3 hrs on record
I wanted to thumbs this game up, but my thumbs were tired from all the button mashing. I can't figure out if super comboman is a broken game or not, because I found it impossible to actually beat one of the levels. I tried about 10 times before throwing in the towel in extreme frustration. I'm pretty sure other people complained about that part. Overall, it's not a bad game, but the layout of certain levels is frustrating and leads to a poor gaming experience. I want to be clear, however, that super comboman is not a bad game, it just needs some tweaking when it comes to the layout of the levels. I just can't bring myself to recommend this title.
Posted January 6, 2016.
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8.7 hrs on record
Max Payne is one of those games that comes around once in a while, one of those games that inspires the artist inside, not only from the "bullet time" aspect of the game, but mostly from the neo-noir grittiness and the absolutely brilliant writing (especially from a video game) that makes Max Payne really come to life. Don't let the aged graphics deter you from this amazing game experience (especially if this game was before your time, or you missed this release). I played this game when it was released almost 15 years ago, and honestly, graphics aside, I am still blown away by the gritty style, the A+ writing inside of a B action movie (not at all a bad thing), the splendid graphic novel that ties the game together like a bow on a present, and the characters. Do yourself a favor and buy a copy (got it for around $10 including 2 and 3). However, I cannot recommend this game to people who detest outdated graphics (you're really missing out!)
Posted March 4, 2015.
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0.6 hrs on record
uhhhh, where do I start? Well, I'll start with the fact that this game made me laugh till I cried. The plot is just exceptionally ridiculous, even adjusting for the fact that it's an action game trying to emulate GTA in many ways. The gameplay is just horendous, awful, hideous; but to be fair, this is probably due to the fact that it's not a great port. It could be interesting on console, but this game simply does not age well at all. I gave it a chance, but it's not worth my time. 2/10 (JUST CAUSE it made me laugh until I quite nearly pooped my pants.... now if that's your thing, buy it now (don't buy it now!!! under any circumstances!!!)
Posted February 14, 2015.
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6.4 hrs on record
This puzzle game takes you through some of the most stunning and awe-inspriring alien landscapes; and yes it is an indie game! The concept and the imagination that went into this game is truly inspiring. Most video games don't take you to the same headspace as "Mind" (except for the "Myst" games). The creators successfully take you to a place that gaming has never been to, out in the cosmos or in your mind is all up to you. 9/10. If you love the Myst games (I'm a Myst freak) you MUST PLAY THIS GAME!!!
Posted January 12, 2015.
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