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10.3 hrs on record
Disptach is like the best movie EVER omg. It got aliens and video games and Aron Paul and its so funny and cool. The aliens come to earth cuz they think games is war and then they attack with Pac-Man and Donkey Kong and its just CRAZY. Everything turns into like glowing cubes and explosions it looks so awesome I couldnt stop watching. Moist Critical is like a total boss in this movie he saves the world with his gamer skills lol. Yung Gravy is the Golem which is kinda random but he’s so funny I love him. Peter Dinklage is super funny too he got this mullet and he talks trash all the time. Blonde Blazer was cool too she helps them fight the aliens with lasers and stuff. The Pac-Man part was my favorite cuz it was so fast and colorful and it made me wanna play Pac-Man after. All the scenes are awesome and funny and its not boring at all. I dont get why people hate it its the best movie ever made no joke.
Posted November 28.
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14.5 hrs on record (14.5 hrs at review time)
cool!
Posted November 21, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
159.8 hrs on record (37.6 hrs at review time)
hahah boob :)
Posted November 24, 2021.
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0.3 hrs on record
hoggin
Posted May 11, 2021.
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3.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Piccolo: Kami, You're an old guy, special beam you, in your old eye, bout to send you to meet king kai(SKKrr) Ya girl said, that i'm her dream guy(Skkrr)
Popo: KAMI!!!
Piccolo:That was just a sample old man, This next verse will grant me all of your clout
Kami: No Piccolo!


Piccolo:Just face it, You're old Kami,You got a lot of wrinkles, on your body(Skkrr) When you use the bathroom, you go potty(Bang Bang) You and Mr. Popo, Be getting Notty, I get the namek hoes, You get the namek bros, I kill a lot of foes, You suck a lot of toes, I bet you won't swing and get your ass whooped(You won't) Cus my, special beam will leave your ass cooked(Gang ♥♥♥♥)

Popo: Oh no kami!!!
Kami: Shut the hell up Popo, It's not over yet, I still have bars to spit
Piccolo: Your old ass ain't going to do ♥♥♥♥,oh crusty fruity, oh dried up nut sack having old whatever
*Piccolo and Gohan Gasps*


Kami: Piccalo,You're a hoe, I'll put my stick, in your hole(Kami~~) I just might flex on the look-out, fire up like a cook-out, boy you is trash, you get took out,Study my swag get a book out, Piccalo you have no sauce,Hey, I get zenny like a boss,Hey, Your girl look like Rick Ross,Hey, Me and Popo take no loss,heyyyyyyyy
*Piccolo gasping*
Kami: back door that ♥♥♥♥ Popo


Popo: Popo in this ♥♥♥♥♥, i might just pull the hammer,shoot you in your mouth and now you have no grammar, Turban on my head, you jealous of the Glammer, Hit your Girl with the same move like a spammer,Piccalo, you have no sauce, You ain't getting no,no drawels,Piccalo, You have no sauce,You ain't getting no, no drawels
*Piccolo and Gohan gasping*
Posted December 5, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.1 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
One time I stuck my ding dong inna can of beanie weenies and i felt like REALLY good. This game reminds me of those good times.
Posted December 5, 2020.
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25 people found this review helpful
49 people found this review funny
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Posted November 27, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
my father died :)
Posted July 11, 2020. Last edited July 11, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
14.3 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
I only poopoo farted for the GOOD of humanity
Posted April 6, 2020.
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27.0 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
imagine liking brawlahalla omegalul
Posted August 20, 2019. Last edited December 18, 2019.
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