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50.2 hrs on record (15.0 hrs at review time)
I, as a medic. was hunkered down with several of my fellow soldiers inside of a trench. Then I hear a whistle, then followed by a friendly artillery shell to land on us, I then watched the 9 or so bodies fly in every direction. 10/10
Posted December 2, 2024. Last edited December 2, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
GrEAd. Ea ruins everything they touch
Posted November 22, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Trash DLC. I thought buying this would unlock the mission as it says in game "buy this DLC to unlock costumes" a lie. you must do a challenge to unlock content you paid for. and its just s skin. if I could I would have refunded this garbage
Posted July 27, 2024.
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28 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Something feels off. Even with my limited time in here, something felt very off and, empty. It looks and feels very cheap.

It's like revisiting a faded memory. Somethings are there, but something is missing.

Character redesigns are alright. I prefer the original, but thats a minor thing.

Realism removal should have been optional, but, it's whatever! Least the goat can be sold now!

Wish I could give this game a sideways thumb, not just a thumbs up or down.

5/10
Posted June 22, 2024.
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336.2 hrs on record (286.4 hrs at review time)
Managed Democracy!
Posted March 2, 2024. Last edited September 2, 2025.
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2.3 hrs on record
I really wish Valve would implement a mixed rating for reviews, cause thats what I would give it. Instead, I'm giving it a not recommended rating, not because It's a bad game, oh no, the game is buttery smooth responsive and fun, but the title is very misleading.

This is not a BlazBlue game, and has nothing to do with BlazBlue, except having some of the cast as playable characters, and bosses, this makes it very dissapointing. The story follows a small robot, in a world made up of...robots, and some big sky net like AI ruling over everything, making these robots do "mind training", for me, this makes it hard to keep going, as there is seemingly no real story to be invested in, and just makes me wish, I was playing a, well, BlazBlue game.

The game has limited english voice acting, which to me, does not matter, but some of the english voices seem to be AI generated, specificly the way they say some words, however, it kind of works, seeing as everyone Is a robot.

The game play is great however! So smooth and very fun to attack the enemies, the upgrades your character get however are very convoluted, and takes some time to really understand what you get. Sadly, I only played as Ragna, as I can not bring myself to play anymore, the gameplay is fun, but theres no motivation to keep playing, as it feels like theres zero progression.

Overall, if you're not a BlazBlue fan, or never heard of it, give the game a try, hell, give the game a try anyway, but if you're looking for a rich story, like the older BlazBlue games offered, its not here. I hate calling this a dissapointment, and I hope if whomever reads this, does enjoy it, and loves it!
Posted February 23, 2024.
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41.9 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ writing. ♥♥♥♥ characters. Gameplay is..okay, Bad UI. Was not fun even with friends. 3/10 I regret ever second i spent in this game.
Posted August 27, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
I can Roleplay as Simon from the yogscast on garish gold armor and hit people with sticks now! YES!
Posted March 10, 2023.
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0.0 hrs on record
Not worth 50$ would be an amazing 15$ expansion though. A real shame I can not get this refunded.
Posted March 1, 2023. Last edited March 1, 2023.
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