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I took this game for free when I got notified on Discord that it's available to pick on Steam. About 2 and half-a-year later, when I felt bored as ♥♥♥♥, I decided to check this game to see what it was about.

RN, after spending the most infuriating, fruitless, and completely demotivating 1.6 hours (94 minutes to be exact), I'd say that it should be better if this game would be available for free, NOT for a price.

Let's start with the basics, however - Just like the game title suggests: we are some unnamed ninja, breaking in into some kind of laboratory complex to steal a poisonous formula and blow the ♥♥♥♥ up Mr. Bad Doc's entire lifetime of progress.

The task is simple, however, its realization later isn't. Why? You have to pass a lot of detectors and the rooms filled with them to successfully infiltrate, do the thing, and GTFO. And since there's like 26 levels in the first chapter (for those who don't know, there are 2 main chapters + 1 Halloween-based) - the main task will be full of raging, swearing, and total disbelief (at least for me, lmao).

The reason why I brought up "raging and swearing" is because of the increasing difficulty in the later levels, since the first few that are about teaching how to play are easy, the other 5 are also manageable, but soon enough, you have to possess a pin-point accuracy and timing to get thru most of the pre-designed rooms or simply have a lot of luck getting past rhythm-synchronized noise detectors/cameras and movable lasers to get the key(s) and access the next room.

Next thing on the list are the achievements in this game, and if you dearly/sincerely ask me - these are ABSOLUTE DOGSH1T. In order to gain such, for example, you need to have your game turned on for like 4-5 hours to keep receiving "One more..." medals (who in their right minds would've done that?? jeez...). The Level medals I can excuse safely, Collectables, and Detection either, but what makes me question this game and the developer himself is the fact that he stuffed 5000 Achievements to unlock.

5k O' ACHIEVEMENTS?! WHAT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MORON DECIDED TO IMPLEMENT THAT AMOUNT??!!!!? And since our beloved Father of Gaming Gaben doesn't hand out Steam EXP to your account for collecting 100% or any single medal for our effort placed in gaming, I'd say that grinding those Achievs in this Indie Game seems next to Wasting your entire Life to playing all days long CS:GO to be "the king of the world" (pun intended, ♥♥♥♥ Container Strike: Garbage Offensive).

But seriously, thanks to that shameful discovery, I ditched the game in the middle of it and uninstalled it completely, so I wouldn't spend any more of my precious time on that smelly turd that is this game. I only gained 1505 (30%) out of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 5000, so... guess that's a relief, I suppose...

Anyways, a quick summary: if you want to kill some time to play this game while waiting for idk some fresh dinner or to train your patience and quick-reacting skills, this game might be for your taste. That is if you manage to handle this ugly achievement spam... If you are looking to 100% this game or to have a chill time playing it, however, then I absolutely don't recommend it, especially since the graphics and the music feel like they were taken from various parts of the internet and quickly slapped together with a bit of flex glue and cheap duct tape.

I've been a fan of Flash games since I've sat by the PC and decided to check what's the internet. The game what it is today - SAS: Zombie Assault - is one of my favourite franchises ever existed. I've played the first ,second and third. Yet - this game managed to get into my heart and play it more frequently than ever. If you are a true fan of Ninja Kiwi's games - this one might be the best shooter ever existed ,even if it's underrated by everyone.