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23.3 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is so good, are you kidding me? What the hell? I keep having moments where I can't believe how good this game is. The narration, the choices, the depth of management. I'm actually floored. What I picked up to occupy my time on and off may consume my life at this point. You can just tell this was a game made by people who cared about what they made.

Buy this game if you enjoy management Sims, or just joy in general.
Posted November 9, 2025.
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17.4 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)
Cats & Cups brings back a nostalgic feeling of the exact kind of games I played growing up, now with the added complexity and ability to play at your own pace. Want to serve three customers at once? You can do just that. One at a time? That's also fine. Sometimes you can feel rushed, and sometimes I drive myself insane stirring syrup, but overall, I really like this game and think its perfectly cute and time consuming to pick up and put down whenever you want.
Posted November 4, 2025.
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27.4 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
I was not sure what to expect with this game, but it has started consuming my nights since I got it. I find the store gameplay compelling enough, and the gentle mysteries taking place are also a fun bit of flavour. My only worry now is that I will finish it and have nowhere else to go - but the devs have said they are working on endgame content, so I am excited!

If you like cosy games with enough of a challenge to keep you engaged, I would recommend this game.
Posted August 30, 2025.
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26.0 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
What makes this game stand out are the house answers that get thrown in to trick you, and the drama that comes from realising all of you picked a house answer is priceless. They are clever and you can almost never tell what they are.

Overall I find the game very fun, and I am lucky I have very funny friends.
Posted April 11, 2023.
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130.0 hrs on record (91.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Day 1, had a croc stalking my settlement which was just a few tents. It kept scaring the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, and I could do very little but run around in fear.

One day I decided no more and stood up to the croc, killing it in an adrenaline fuelled fury.

Cooked the meat, accidentally gave it to Irwin when he was hungry and he got mad at me but it was the only food I had on me. 10/10 game

Posted January 27, 2023.
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130.6 hrs on record (57.8 hrs at review time)
Became a drug lord and still can't drive a car for ♥♥♥♥

10/10 would recommend

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Posted December 19, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
365.3 hrs on record (16.0 hrs at review time)
Spent 4 hours placing plants, only to realise that people came to an amusement park for the rides and not my carefully placed forest.

10/10, would give up life for again.
Posted November 18, 2016.
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