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โ˜…ohWell Jun 21, 2025 @ 6:40am 
i smell you
Paul Giamatti Mar 24, 2025 @ 5:10am 
-rep virgin that likes to groom kids in the lobby
king bach Apr 12, 2024 @ 6:14am 
Turkish quandale dingle might be the leader of the rizz party, rizzing up the red dress girl :RedMan:
Leader of Botswana Feb 21, 2024 @ 9:33pm 
-"Jeepers Velma this man gets 0 โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ"- Daphne
-"Like scoooob this man gets 0 โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ"- Shaggy
-"Ruh Roh Raggy 0 โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ"- Scoob
-"Lets split up gang and find how many โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ this man has"- Fred
-"I've dropped my glasses! I can't see how many โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ this man has!"- Velma
Benjamin Counter May 5, 2020 @ 1:43am 
Up-up the smoke
Diamonds they choke
โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ my bro
I'm in the white, Lamborghini, the Pope
Hunnid racks, they gon' take your soul
Glock with a three and a 0
Bought a yacht, put the kids on a boat
Put a brick in a figure the four
Got a stick, it's a Sig, it'll blow
Mix up a fo'
My โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, Margiela on her toes
โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ up her soul
Look what I did in the bowl
Wipe that boy nose
I go get me a bag out the globe
I do not troll
I got pointers, these diamonds are bold
king bach Apr 30, 2020 @ 4:52am 
Counter
โ˜…ohWell Apr 26, 2020 @ 5:42am 
Benjamin
Lil Uzi Squirt Mar 26, 2020 @ 5:59am 
horny
king bach Mar 22, 2020 @ 9:04pm 
horny
Benjamin Counter Mar 14, 2020 @ 1:27am 
horny
brad-paii Feb 1, 2020 @ 11:09pm 
The simp has fallen!
king bach Mar 4, 2019 @ 5:51am 
Is this my illegitimate Mexican child?
โ˜…ohWell Aug 22, 2017 @ 4:08am 
ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜ ะขะ ะ˜ ะŸะžะ›ะžะกะšะ˜
Benjamin Counter Aug 20, 2017 @ 6:29pm 
I have gay
darren โ€  Jul 9, 2017 @ 5:42am 
+rep dab till your dead
โ˜…ohWell Jun 20, 2017 @ 2:49am 
We spawn in on an arid day,
I buy amour, a tec, and an ak.
โ€œCyka rush Bโ€ the random calls,
I prepare a nade to smoke B halls.
I inspect my skin, a Jaguar,
I get a call that one is car.
Entry falls and so does our fragger,
Poor guy in the back is our lagger.
With one flash, I retreat,
My HP starts to deplete.
The team accuses me of baiting,
โ€œHey man, why all the hating?โ€
ย 
Surrender vote pops up,

All over the keyboard,
Dorito grease. ย 
The vote passes and with rage,
I boot up my forumโ€™s homepage.
โ€œThatโ€™s it, I quit, Iโ€™m tired of this,
I lag and all my bullets missโ€ ย 
I turn off my monitor and call it a day,
Playing CSGO is really gay.
Levi May 13, 2017 @ 1:38pm 
+rep didn't joke about getting pushed
โ˜…ohWell Apr 25, 2017 @ 6:30am 
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Benjamin Counter Feb 24, 2017 @ 2:23am 
Very sad profile don't add
WhyClara Feb 24, 2017 @ 2:07am 
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