It's pretty terrible.

Penis

Absolutely amazing.

To be honest I didn't expect much when I bought this. Thought it'd just be some lame game for little babies but I couldn't have been more wrong. When I started coloring the Pizza I knew this was the beginning of something truly special. I couldn't stop playing until I had finished coloring every single picture. The gameplay was challenging and rewarding. Every level introduced a new twist that kept me on my toes. I recommend this game to my friends, family, colleagues, acquaintances, complete strangers and even my enemies because a masterpiece like this should be experienced by everyone. If I had the chance to turn back time just once I'd use it to travel back to right before I started this game so I could experience it for the first time again.

Thanks for the badge but your awards are still ♥♥♥♥.

A decent game as long as you follow the sacred commandments of the Jive.

1. Thou shall use the black man with an afro character model only (Jive).

2. Thou shall use the Cleric voice set only.

3. Thou shall kill all who refuse to submit to the Jive.

4. Thou shall refrain from murdering your fellow Jive brothers unless they go rogue and attack first.

5. Thou shall slay fake Jives who wear the Jive flesh, but chose not the angelic Cleric voice set. It is your duty to cull these traitors from the Jive population.

There is one exception to commandments 1, 2 and 3. The Jive deems those who choose the female character acceptable, but only if they spam voice commands, for it is their duty to enrich our lives with atrocious voice acting.

Everyone else must be executed, for they are no better than the undead that walk the earth. Show them no mercy lest true salvation shall be out of your reach, my brothers.

jesus christ this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible