Pvt.Toucher
Pvt.Toucher
Virgin Islands, United States
"It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence." - Confucius
"It is only when mosquito land on your testicles that you realize there is a way to solve problems without using violence." - Confucius
Words of Wisdom
"Your ass is grass and I have my foliage turned all the way down" - Joosh

"You guys wanna get some pickles and do weird things." - Marlowmurderer

"Being poor is basically the equivalent of Minecrafts hardcore mode" - Titan

"Did you know it's not nice to compare a mentally deficient woman to a can of green beans?" - Nationz

"That's called a Pokeabortion" - Joosh

"I walked out of Nut's house and I watched you shave my LOG." - Marlowmurderer

"Helen Keller got server deafened by God" - Titan

"By the time i'm done with you and your able to speak again your grandma will be a puff of dust" - Nationz

"Clay invite me before i clog your poop shoot with my meat baton" - Joosh

"I just pissed on a f*cking dog." - Marlowmurderer

"Stupid banana bastard." - Titan

"I heard coke and ♥♥♥ stains, then I spit my drink out." - Nationz

"I dropped my phone on my balls and now my stummy hurts"- Joosh

"Who wants to be Blake Shelton, stop playing that godd*mn stringer." - Marlowmurderer

"Oh no, the white power ranger killed the friendly demoman." - Titan

"how does it make you feel to have the ♥♥♥♥ the size of a sardine and be the size of a whale you f*ckin fish stick b*tch" - Nationz

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