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schmidty Sep 23, 2021 @ 9:38am 
imagine being g a y
schmidty May 16, 2021 @ 12:45am 
nice โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ GPU ladyboy
schmidty Jan 3, 2021 @ 9:57pm 
GOOD
TheMistakee Apr 27, 2020 @ 3:26pm 
John
patty Aug 16, 2019 @ 1:31pm 
johnny youre cute
patty Jul 23, 2019 @ 12:02am 
johnny walker
patty Jan 17, 2019 @ 2:22am 
this boy has tasty feet
patty Jan 14, 2019 @ 12:31am 
+rep Weebs united
Labrys Mar 6, 2018 @ 10:35pm 
:mkcat:
schmidty Jan 12, 2018 @ 9:06am 
wish he still played games with me ...
eren Aug 27, 2017 @ 2:22am 
true
coffi Aug 26, 2017 @ 9:32am 
das gay
eren Aug 26, 2017 @ 8:44am 
luke and i โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ so thats how you were born
eren Aug 26, 2017 @ 8:43am 
im ur dad btw
coffi Aug 26, 2017 @ 2:50am 
what if I told you that I AM your mom
coffi Aug 25, 2017 @ 1:07am 
too busy hitting your mom, sorry son
coffi Aug 25, 2017 @ 12:08am 
pls
fpang Aug 1, 2017 @ 9:39pm 
NARUTI SHOPPIDEN
schmidty Jul 13, 2017 @ 7:20pm 
bring that ass here :senpai:
schmidty Jul 11, 2017 @ 11:03pm 
Wanna throw some hands? ๐Ÿ˜˜
schmidty Jul 5, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
my โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ johnny became a weeb
coffi Jun 16, 2017 @ 2:21am 
Listen up you fcking dweebs, this is a WAKE UP CALL to all those who type "NA ULT LUL". I'm from NA and let me tell you what happens when I use my Ultimate Ability (Q on PC, Triangle on PS4, Y on X-box 1). The enemy team is eviscerated. Decimated. Their souls are expelled from the server and banished to Hell. They wallow in their own filth and โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ for 10,000 days and it is disgusting. So next time you type "NA ULT LUL" you fcking remember this post.
kahoobb Apr 8, 2017 @ 8:58pm 
i love jwk
maytag Apr 5, 2017 @ 11:07am 
hey jwk ;3
palok Mar 29, 2017 @ 12:14pm 
omg where is ichigo kurusaki in this weebed-out profile?


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Nadenate Mar 28, 2017 @ 3:45am 
Mirai Nikki :divineheart:
eren Mar 19, 2017 @ 10:10pm 
Jay Double U Kay is one of the most amazing mods ever, he is a cool kid and is S E X Y, what else do you need, seriously.
eth9n Feb 24, 2017 @ 9:29pm 
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eth9n Jan 8, 2017 @ 6:49pm 
*โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ in french-indian*
. Sep 16, 2016 @ 3:37pm 
dad
eth9n Jul 28, 2016 @ 3:56pm 
THIS OFFENDS ME AS A VEGAN TRANSGENDER ATHEIST WHO VAPES AND CROSSFITS 4TIMES A WEEK AND IM ALSO A MALE
FEMINIST AS L IDENTIFY MYSELF AS A PASTA FARIAN APACHE HELICOPTER DOG MEGA MULTI COMBO GOD OF HYPER DEATH
AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME YOU'RE AN IGNORANT ARROGANT GLOBAPHOBIC SEXIST LESBIAN
AJ Jul 5, 2016 @ 5:22pm 
Titties.
NobodyArab Jun 23, 2016 @ 5:01pm 
JOHNNY U HAVE THE DUMBEST NAME EVER!!!!!1
Destruh Jun 3, 2016 @ 2:03pm 
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Labrys Jun 2, 2016 @ 6:03pm 
:mkcat:
eth9n May 26, 2016 @ 1:12am 
I go by Destruh but real name is Gage.
I Play CS:GO, Dota 2, Rocket League, and more.
Stay Lit not Salty.ฮฆ
Cold? i guess thats just the way i am. Sorry.
eth9n Apr 19, 2016 @ 10:35pm 
qtpie, this is your dad here. i just wanted to say how proud of you i am son, always hiding in your room playing your video games, talking to your internet friends. your mom and i think that's well and we just wanted to let you know we love you. pls no copy dadderino
eth9n Apr 19, 2016 @ 10:35pm 
So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
HG | RaPiiD Mar 27, 2016 @ 9:28am 
sup dude :steammocking:
Yo Mama Mar 24, 2016 @ 8:36pm 
+rep deff a good player
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eth9n Mar 2, 2016 @ 4:02pm 
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Tony Dec 23, 2015 @ 8:21pm 
When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ and the โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)
Tony Dec 23, 2015 @ 3:56pm 
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eth9n Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:55pm 
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eth9n Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:52pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
eth9n Dec 14, 2015 @ 5:51pm 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolโ€ฆas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _โ€ฆ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolโ€ฆneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ heheโ€ฆtoodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m