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19 people found this review helpful
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39.6 hrs on record
The Last of Us Part I is basically an emotional masterclass in how to wreck your soul. The graphics? Gorgeous. The story? Unmatched. Joel and Ellie’s journey? Perfection. But let’s not pretend Naughty Dog wasn’t trying to turn us all into a sobbing mess on purpose.

Now, do we really need a full-priced remake of a game that already looked amazing? Probably not. But did I still throw my money at it, replay it, and cry like it was my first breakup all over again? Absolutely. If you haven’t played it yet, this is the best way to start. And if you have? Well, welcome back to heartbreak city.

10/10, would cry, sneak, and get wrecked all over again.
Posted December 4, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
665.8 hrs on record (594.5 hrs at review time)
Elden Ring is just hiking, but everything wants to kill you—trees, goats, even the sky sometimes. Every boss feels like fighting a nightmare on steroids, and yet, I keep coming back. Frustration? Yes. Fun? Absolutely. 10/10 would die to a crab again.
Posted December 4, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.8 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
Welcome to S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2, where the radiation is high, the stakes are higher, and your inventory space is never enough for all the random junk you hoard.

I knew this game was special when I spent my first 10 minutes in the Zone:

1 Stepped on an anomaly.
2 Fought a blind dog using only a rusty wrench.
3 Discovered my life savings wouldn’t buy a loaf of bread.
4 Found solace in a harmonica player serenading me in the middle of a haunted swamp.

Graphics: The Zone is stunning. Post-apocalyptic ruins never looked so good, and the weather system is so realistic you’ll feel cold just looking at the screen. Honestly, the sunsets are so beautiful they almost make you forget about the bloodsucker sneaking up behind you.

Gameplay: It’s a perfect mix of survival, exploration, and sheer panic. One moment, you’re a tough, fearless stalker scavenging for loot. The next, you’re hiding in a bush because you heard a weird noise and now deeply regret your life choices.

Sound Design: The audio is so good it deserves its own award. The eerie howls in the distance? The crackle of your Geiger counter? The haunting guitar tunes at the campfire? All of it works together to lull you into a false sense of security before something horrifying comes crashing through the bushes.

Story: The Zone doesn’t just tell a story – it whispers it, hidden in every abandoned building, cryptic journal, and NPC’s melancholic stare. Expect plot twists, existential crises, and a lot of questions you’ll never get answers to.

šŸ’¬ Highlights:

Bandits stole my last medkit, so I robbed them back… and now I’m morally conflicted.
Accidentally sold my only weapon to buy bread. 10/10 would starve again.
Spent 15 minutes in a standoff with a mutant, only to realize it was a bush.
šŸ’„ Final Thoughts:
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 isn’t just a game – it’s a test of your willpower, sanity, and willingness to risk it all for a slightly better gas mask. If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to be broke, irradiated, and constantly paranoid, but in a good way, this is the game for you.

Verdict: 13/10. The Zone will chew you up, spit you out, and leave you begging for more. Buy the game. Embrace the chaos. And remember: in the Zone, no one can hear you scream over the sound of a bloodsucker eating your face.
Posted November 29, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
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1.3 hrs on record
I really want to like this game, I have enjoyed story games like the dark pictures series or quantic dream and telltale games but this game was just too boring. I played it on another account and finished it(that's why I have so little hours here) and all I could say is that the game could have been so much better. This one reminds me of the dark pictures the devil in me, a lot of bugs, not likeable characters and boring story.
Posted September 30, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
169.7 hrs on record (96.6 hrs at review time)
I am a big fan of the novel Journey to the West and I was so looking forward to this game. I have heard some bad comments from haters about this game but in reality this game is absolutely amazing even for those who are not familiar with the monkey king's lore. The graphic is amazing, the combat feels remarkable and the story is pretty good as well. Give this game a try and I am sure you won't be disappointed.
Posted September 11, 2024. Last edited September 11, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
836.9 hrs on record (760.9 hrs at review time)
Baldur's Gate 3 isn’t just a game—it’s an experience. It’s like the devs broke into my house, read my D&D campaigns, stole my dreams, and made them better. The characters? I’m emotionally attached to every single one. Even the NPCs. The combat? Chef's kiss. The story? So good, I’d willingly sacrifice sleep, relationships, and my left kidney to see it through.

And let’s talk about the choices—you can romance a bear. A BEAR. This game doesn’t just give you freedom; it hands you a flamethrower of possibilities and says, ā€˜Go nuts.’

If you haven’t played it yet, do yourself a favor and dive in. Just be ready to lose hundreds of hours and probably a piece of your soul. 10/10, would accidentally set a tavern on fire again.
Posted November 1, 2023. Last edited December 4, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
147.6 hrs on record (136.6 hrs at review time)
DayZ: where the zombies are the least of your worries, and the real horror is a guy named ā€˜Steve’ offering you a can of beans before stealing your shoes. It’s a survival game where every decision feels like it could end in betrayal, starvation, or just laughing at your friend falling off a ladder. 10/10, truly the wildest camping trip simulator out there.
Posted December 30, 2022. Last edited December 4, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
21.6 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
Guys we all love Half life, and this game is just a masterpiece. Half life fans who are waiting for Half life 3 will enjoy the ending. Its mind blowing. The downside is you have to have a vr set to play this game but I would say that it is worth it.

PS Vortigaunts are super cute. LOVE THEM!
Posted March 4, 2021.
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