🔞 ADULT: Id/ItsDekkMyDudes - Complete Album!

she/they (tran gener or smn??????)

did you know...
100% of statistics are false
and there is a 0% chance i did your mom

secretly a catgirl but don't tell anyone...

Goodnight to everybody except:

- People who have a metal chain on their wallet
- People who have their real face as their pfp
- People who have a high sensitivity on their mouse
- People who unironically like onion rings (funions don't count)
- People who normally write in cursive
- People who take hot showers
- People who have never had a nosebleed
- People who don't like bees
- People who have lost their most recent Monopoly game
- People who like cheddar cheese pringles
- People who can't do a single voice impression
- People who only have a mustache as their facial hair
- People who never let their dogs inside
- People who don't put away their shopping carts
- People who are named "David"
- Steve Harvey

That is all, thank you for listening

-Dekk