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0.0 hrs on record
Another very good, high-quality DLC. Stunning landscapes!
Posted November 27, 2025.
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81.3 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
If you love friendly fire, then this game is for you.
Posted September 27, 2025.
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139.7 hrs on record (137.7 hrs at review time)
A very nice way to spend calm evenings while listening to a podcast or some good music
Posted July 14, 2025. Last edited February 15.
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32.8 hrs on record (30.5 hrs at review time)
2 Years later after release, this game is still not fixed.
Posted November 10, 2023. Last edited November 2, 2025.
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103.3 hrs on record (38.2 hrs at review time)
-Settle your first city
-A gazillion barbarians come and destroy everything you know and love
-You lose
10/10 Gameplay
Posted November 10, 2023. Last edited November 10, 2023.
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20.4 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
The sequel to Simpsons Hit & Run we all needed
Posted March 21, 2023.
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87.0 hrs on record (84.2 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs