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8 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
The prologue didn’t hook me at all, and the gameplay just didn’t land. Graphics were solid, but it honestly felt like another copy-paste job straight out of Ubisoft’s playbook. The goofy face masks and over-the-top death scene killed any interest I had left. I was semi-excited to try it, but it completely flopped for me. Not sure how much longer Ubisoft can drag this out with the Assassin’s Creed series, but it’s finally starting to feel too stale. I’ll wait until it hits Game Pass for free and maybe give it another shot then. Not worth $70 for a copy & pasted concept.
Posted April 12, 2025.
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1 person found this review funny
29.5 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
Games relies on community to make addons & run servers. Very buggy around patch days which are pretty common. It has fun moments but not something I would recommend.
Posted August 23, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's as if Satisfactory downed a whole bottle of gamer fuel, did a dramatic slow-motion spin, and unleashed a cringe-inducing victory scream!

It gets an epic thumbs up from me!

~ ChatGPT

Posted May 5, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
12.1 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
People need to stop hating. It's a great Dead Island Game in 2024. The Graphics are nuts. Def buy rn
Posted April 25, 2024.
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8.4 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Another spooky win. It's $8 buy it!
Posted April 9, 2024.
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