I had sex with Colonel Sanders doggy style behind the school. What a game! :)

If I could, I would roll it back to the good old days. Also Blizzard literally scammed me by making me buy PVE content, only to cancel any future support for said PVE content. This game has gone from failure to farce, a masterclass in how NOT to treat your playerbase. The balance is totally broken as well, with characters like Genji and Winston who are extremely fun being literally unplayable against half of the roster.
The only reason I would ever touch this game again is for some shred of nostalgia when I used to spend hours upon hours online with the boys, like a drug addict desperately chasing his first awe-inspiring high.

There's danger, there's darkness, and there's dwarves. What more could you want?

Great art style, chaotic but awesome gameplay, and music that deserves to be turned up to 131% volume. Even though the gameloop can get a bit repetitive, there are plenty of things to unlock and different ways to play the game; for example, you can play like a normal person or you can limit break a single weapon and have an overpowered clove of garlic.

Spreading democracy with the best of modern firepower. Also solid gameplay through and through. Not too grindy as long as you keep cranking up the difficulty for vastly better rewards.

The best horde game. The melee is punchy is visceral, the sound design is legendary, the characters and voice acting are both engaging and entertaining (and funny sometimes). The game boasts a variety of different classes and play styles. Replayability is limited only by your own boredom. Progression is rewarding, but a bit slow.