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8.6 hrs on record
Spooky Scary Fishes.
Posted December 31, 2025.
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87.6 hrs on record (85.4 hrs at review time)
I like watching the cars go.

Nightmode is amazing btw, so soothing to watch, even when ♥♥♥♥ stars to go awry.
Posted December 31, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
50.4 hrs on record
Oh yeah, this is a really good roguelite city builder. It's challenging, beautiful and even though I still have no idea what I'm doing or why, I love to play.
Posted December 31, 2025.
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78.7 hrs on record
Needs a lot of QOL as of right now, A LOT.

Quite a few bugs and multiplayer is super wonky. LIke, people who play with me when they take care of my pets, when they pet and brush them, it doesn't count? Lol okay. Having your farm grow increases the tediousness and complexity of everything. You start to pick things to do and neglect the rest of the things because you got time to do that thing instead. Would have been great if my wife and kid playing on my island actually helped but it doesn't. I lived on a farm, I would like to play a relaxing farming game, not a mix max nightmare with time consumption.

There's almost no instructions as to what to do outside of some bare bones ♥♥♥♥. Trying to figure out how to go deeper in the mines was hilarious, there's absolutely nothing that tells you to put 4 shards in the mine shaft thing. If your residents on your island let your pets out (they will) just sell the stupid thing and buy a new one, it's not worth the hassle of running all over hells half acre to find em. Losing durability for dying sucks, I get it, it happens in other games, but what this dumb ass game does is completely destroys your items, even the ♥♥♥♥ in your inventory. It takes a massive durability hit. Until you go in the mines, iron is a nightmare to find, but when you have an inventory of items ready for repair, accidentally misclick your handglider and get dropped into the ocean to get housed by 2 sharks and have your inventory wiped clean. You have the best time ever. One of the dumbest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mechanics I've seen.

You have to sleep to save. You heard that right. You have to sleep....to save. This is a super dumb mechanic that a lot of the messages board cope with for whatever reason. "Just bring a sleeping bag" okay well tell the storm to not knock out my power and lose 5 hrs worth of progress redoing my farm. ♥♥♥♥ that. This. Mechanic. Is. Stupid.

It's cute, but this is NOT a cozy city builder. The dev hid 90% of the game in end game stuff and there's almost....no...there is no explanation as to what to do when playing.

If there is a word for this game as a whole atm, It's tedious. I'm shelving this till full release, maybe. I may just be done, I got 80 hrs of tediousness out of it. There's lots of better city builders with more clear ideas and ways to play that don't fight you back so hard.
Posted December 28, 2025. Last edited January 6.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
I don't understand the hype. The mechanicals are jank in every aspect from moving to using items. The wind mechanic along with ragdoll physics? Lol devs are being 12 y/o trolls and they know it. You literally move by standing still. You can get thrown off a mountain, for standing still. You can be attacked by a random skeleton mountaineer man for absolutely no reason? Spiders can ruin your entire run. 1 spider....k Why the ♥♥♥♥ do coconuts weigh so much when food is so scarce? This game is the epitome of dumb as all ♥♥♥♥ and belongs on NewGrounds at most. Truly only worth $5. It's just the next flavor of the month gen z brainrot ragebait game with overwhelmingly botted reviews.

In the words on my 10 y/o, "The game is fun when we don't have to climb the mountain, that's not fun." We had more fun ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in the lobby than playin the actual "game".
Posted December 27, 2025. Last edited December 27, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.6 hrs on record
I wish the game was still supported because this ♥♥♥♥ crashes all the time now and theres only like 500 players online. I loved gwent in the witcher games, this is a bummer to attempt to load.
Posted December 17, 2025.
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78.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game does a pretty good job of having you have no idea where the last 5 hours went. It's pretty fun.
Posted December 16, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful