JoKerSMILE117
Cat Ladies are The BEST
Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa
🔥 NASA REJECTED GAMING RIG™ 🔥

🧠 CPU: Intel Celeron 300MHz (Overclocked with jumper cables)
🎮 GPU: ATI Rage 128 (Raging because it can’t run anything)
🧊 Cooling: Desk fan + frozen peas on the motherboard
🔋 Power Supply: Stolen from my grandma’s old radio
🖥 Monitor: 7-inch car DVD player screen (Runs everything in potato mode)
🎵 Sound Card: Broken Bluetooth speaker that only plays in one ear
🗄 Storage: 1GB HDD (98% full of "New Folder (2)")
🐌 RAM: 1GB DDR0 (Made from recycled Christmas lights)
🔌 Internet: McDonald’s Wi-Fi (Disconnected when cashier noticed)
⌨️ Keyboard: Sticky keys ON, Caps Lock STUCK, Spacebar MISSING, CTRL keeps losing control and ESC key keeps escapee.
🖱 Mouse: Wireless but needs to be plugged in to work
💾 Operating System: Windows 95 (With a custom wallpaper for +10 FPS)
🔥 Special Features: RGB lights add +5% performance (if you believe hard enough)
🔥 NASA REJECTED GAMING RIG™ 🔥

🧠 CPU: Intel Celeron 300MHz (Overclocked with jumper cables)
🎮 GPU: ATI Rage 128 (Raging because it can’t run anything)
🧊 Cooling: Desk fan + frozen peas on the motherboard
🔋 Power Supply: Stolen from my grandma’s old radio
🖥 Monitor: 7-inch car DVD player screen (Runs everything in potato mode)
🎵 Sound Card: Broken Bluetooth speaker that only plays in one ear
🗄 Storage: 1GB HDD (98% full of "New Folder (2)")
🐌 RAM: 1GB DDR0 (Made from recycled Christmas lights)
🔌 Internet: McDonald’s Wi-Fi (Disconnected when cashier noticed)
⌨️ Keyboard: Sticky keys ON, Caps Lock STUCK, Spacebar MISSING, CTRL keeps losing control and ESC key keeps escapee.
🖱 Mouse: Wireless but needs to be plugged in to work
💾 Operating System: Windows 95 (With a custom wallpaper for +10 FPS)
🔥 Special Features: RGB lights add +5% performance (if you believe hard enough)