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1 person found this review helpful
4.8 hrs on record
"Cheese for everyone"

- Sheogorath, the Mad God
Posted November 24, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Brothers of the mine, rejoice
(Swing, swing, swing with me)
Raise your pick and raise your voice
(Sing, sing, sing with me)
Down and down into the deep
Who knows what we'll find beneath?
Diamonds, rubies, gold and more
Hidden in the mountain store

Born underground
Suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark
The safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron
Steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on, brothers, sing with me

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

The sunlight will not reach this low
(Deep, deep in the mine)
Never seen the blue Moon glow
(Dwarves won't fly so high)
Fill a glass and down some mead
Stuff your bellies at the feast
Stumble home and fall asleep
Dreaming in our mountain keep

Born underground
Grown inside a rocky womb
The Earth is our cradle
The mountain shall become our tomb
Face us on the battlefield
You will meet your doom
We do not fear what lies beneath
We can never dig too deep

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

Born underground
Suckled from a teat of stone
Raised in the dark
The safety of our mountain home
Skin made of iron
Steel in our bones
To dig and dig makes us free
Come on, brothers, sing with me

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, diggy, diggy hole
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy, diggy hole, digging a hole

Hey, hey
Hey, hey
Posted November 27, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
We are born of the run, made men by the run, undone by the run; Fear the old run.
Posted June 5, 2024.
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192 people found this review helpful
32 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Oh No, here we go again.
my achievements wait for me
Posted December 18, 2023.
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91 people found this review helpful
113 people found this review funny
3
0.0 hrs on record
Comprei por Acidente
Posted October 4, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful