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Dear Valve: I'm putting this back up every time you fat shekel-snatchers remove it.
Message me if you want to keep in touch, because Valve is gonna likely come up with an excuse to permaban me.
The following would be on my bio, but it's being censored for two months. so I'm moving it here. Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥, modlets.
Buying games from Steam is like holding your money over a lighter. Valve is a company that will ban you for no reason, all but confirm they did it for no reason, and refuse to talk like adults about it.
Things you don't like =/= bait. Grow up and learn to not piss yourself in fear.
The only thing involuntary about me is my relevance. Feel free to change that, it'd make life much easier for all of us.
The only way to fix the internet is to shame the cuckchan babble-spewing lemmings into submission.
Don't waste my time or yours with any of the ♥♥♥♥ you made up in your head about my supposedly thinking or having emotions. We both know it's not the case, and will just open yourself up to me getting to break you.
If you don't want me to poke you, don't do anything that will give me the chance to poke you.
Review Showcase
This game is a breath of fresh air in today's problematic era of anime girls with unrealistic breast sizes that make me feel uncomfortable. I relate heavily to the main character, Alex, a man who suffers from excessively poor testosterone, and a protagonist on the level of Max from Life is Strange.
However, this game has a fatal flaw; it has too few PoC. As a responsible parent, I believe that my wife's son deserves games where he can play a game and be amazed that there are people who share his skin color, instead of the overly-white population that exists in the game currently that would disgust our founding fathers.
I can safely say that this game is almost as bad as the orange man. 10/10, goes well with my Soylent, rent don't buy

UPDATE: There ARE PoC in this game, but by the time I reached that point, Jamal took my computer to pawn it off.