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2 people found this review helpful
296.4 hrs on record (240.7 hrs at review time)
Clearly a cut above the rest of the RPG's on offer.
If you like deep and invested stories ...
If you like DnD and/or digital TTG's ...
If you like RPG's ...

... You need this game.
Posted January 21, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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443.5 hrs on record
Congratulations, Bethesda Game Studios and a personal 'well done' to Tod Howard, Ashley and Angela. You have successfully taken a beloved franchise to a new level of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that hasn't been seen since Call of Duty. Clearly, you have stated with this new 25 year update, that Bethesda Game Studios is NOT about the gamer, but about the shareholder. You have demonstrated that your vision and passion is for the almighty dollar and finding the best way to extract those dollars from your ever-diminishing fan base.
Some suggestions, if I may be so bold, for Elder Scrolls VI.
1. Continue with the Creation Engine - as this is truly a winning engine that modern PC's need not fear. Everyone should be running these master-pieces in 6x4 format anyway.
2. Continue to tie the FPS to the frame rate. We all know that 60FPS is where it's at for silky-smooth graphics and anyone that wants more than that is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot.
3. Make sure that you take and use fan-made content without a) Testing it and b) giving the credit to the creators and/or c) Ensuring your shareholders are happy when you monetise this content by not giving the creator what their content is truly worth. I mean, ♥♥♥♥ them ... right?
4. Always a fan-favourite, and sure to increase the profit margin, perhaps consider bringing in loot-boxes, purchasable skins and DLC that clearly should be part of the game. I mean, DLC for character creation, DLC for weapons, DLC for areas outside the original starting area ... for reference, look at the DLC model of the latest SIMS (EA) and model after that - your shareholders will love you.
5. DO NOT, for the love of all that is holy, read the negative comments, or try to learn from the mistakes you have made. Remember, "If a mistake generated a positive bottom line, it wasn't a mistake".

Bethesda Game Studios - keep up the good work. You should be PROUD of what you have achieved.
Posted April 27, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
I guess I need to buy this to play the entire game and get features needed to properly enjoy the game I've already purchased.
Bloody paywalls!
Wait ... what? It's not "required"?
Oh, well, here ... have my money!
Posted August 21, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
46.6 hrs on record
Da, Comrade. In space, everyone needs a genetically modified chicken
Posted November 29, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful