💥 TRENDING: Id/JuiceLair - Uncensored 2025

we are just cubes of meat for consumption

: hello
: hey
: koller from the Deus Ex franchise
: yeah
: he got a nerf gun, but he won't use it
: i got a nerf gun, hit him where his toof is
: ch-ch-chopper get to boomin′
: hop in a minecart, and i get to zoomin′
: he actin' friendly, so i show up to his cookout
: i got security, call me mr. lookout
: they get the breaker, so i had to bring the rook out
: get my day, took the loot, then i peeled out

you average joes are no match for me, Slipknot, "The Man Who Can Climb Anything".

[PC SPECS:]

CPU: Fourteen out-of-date Andes mints stapled to a very moldy slice of white bread

GPU: I scream the information about each individual frame of gameplay into my PC case, thus negating the need for a GPU entirely

RAM: 12TB Experimental NHFSD Flash Memory

Storage: Dubstep waaab wub wub woob wob wub wab wub

Monitor: I enjoy nice long walks on the beach.

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eeeeehueheuheheuhueheuehehuehhe im going to steal your possessions

[somewhat important side note- I invented the concept of time. Thank me later!]

NOTE ON SQUIDS:
- Squids are slimy and have big eyeballs. Humans are clean and have little eyeballs.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK TAKE MY HAND CRUSH IT UP

We should all try to enjoy our limited time on Earth

**Warning: I have been hit in the head with solid-core baseball bats so many times that I am utterly incapable of rational thought. Proceed with caution; I'm known to engage in elaborate and silly and cartoonish behavior.