⚡ NEW: Id/Jupiter Strain - Uncensored 2025

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!

Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
A: He could feel it on his bones!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!

Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib!
A: A spare rib restaurant!

Q: When does a skeleton smile?
A: When something bumps into his funny bone!

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them!

Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone!

Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler!

Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?