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mayor Feb 9, 2024 @ 9:44pm 
Artosis, why do you encase your tanks in that blue crystal shield? I know it protects them from attacks, but it also makes them unable to participate in the battle. I'm starting to think that the blue shields do more harm than good.
mayor Jan 21, 2023 @ 9:27pm 
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are.
If your friend delete this comment, he hides that he is gay. Help him say "Its ok too be gay"
mayor May 3, 2022 @ 10:02pm 
I don't get why anyone would write a well thought out joke just to be copypasta. Even if they're the first person to think or it, it just looks like they copied it from someone funnier and more clever than them. I, for one, always write my twitch chats as original long-form paragraphs with High School-level composition and vocabulary. In conclusion, I am extremely clever for coming up with this joke and I am the original author of this pasta.
mayor Jan 8, 2022 @ 12:10am 
not imagining Enchantress' thick flank pressing up against you before she pins you to the wall, grinding her slavering doe โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ against your crotch as her moans grow in volume, almost reaching orgasm just from the sensation of her womanhood rubbing against the growing bulge in your jeans. Your pants are almost drenched in her secretions before you finally get them off, finally plunging into her sensual folds as she pants, begging for more. Her powerful hind legs do most of the work, thrusting against you again and again. The musky scent of her pheromones fills the air, arousing you further as her lust reaches an almost feral state.
mayor Jan 8, 2022 @ 12:10am 
She screams, desperate for release, as your savage mating reaches a peak. Finally, she slams against you one last time, taking you to the hilt, your member touching her most intimate inner reaches. Her upper body tenses up, fully enraptured by orgasm, but her โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ clenches around your โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ, rippling, as you, too, reach your apex. She milks every drop of โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ out of your rod, for what seems like an eternity. Finally, you both collapse, exhausted. Covered in sweat, fluids, and smelling of bestial sex, she leans in to your ear and whispers, "Sproink!"
Ponti Dec 7, 2021 @ 1:13pm 
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Jubz Jul 21, 2021 @ 8:14pm 
They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised every 6 months. My foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am I danger, I pull it over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof, and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare, highly resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of beams of foreskin, and police units will wear foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathe in my wealth. Follow me to support my dream
Arakanlol Oct 18, 2020 @ 7:09am 
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Syth Aug 1, 2019 @ 4:15pm 
ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰ Coke Zero poured and candle lit, with this chant I summon Kalnos ใƒฝเผผเบˆู„อœเบˆเผฝ๏พ‰
Syth Jul 14, 2019 @ 8:22pm 
I know๐Ÿ™„ this guy is never going to get laid (like me, I have an 8 inch wang๐Ÿ† and a super hot Latina gf๐Ÿ˜Ž and other girls on the side that I nail when I have the time๐Ÿ‘ทโ€โ™‚๏ธ) lol what a pathetic nerd virgin๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž
Syth Jun 22, 2019 @ 12:31pm 
When you type Dota in Underlords, you get banned. But when you type Underlords in Dota 2, your hero laughs.
Syth May 4, 2019 @ 2:10pm 
I jump over the counter and head fake to the left and swing a thunderous right hook to the cashier's jaw, he slides down the wall unconscious. Next up the deep fryer dude, he rushes me but I side step him easily and jump kick his back making him fly into the wall, his face/neck break with a satisfying crunch. I wheel around to find the other 2 employees advancing from the drive thru area. I reach down for the 16th century samurai katana I bought on eBay and frown realizing I left it in my moms Subaru station wagon in the parking lot. No matter, I guess I'll have to do this the old fashion way. The crowd of customers watch in silence as my 2 adversaries make their move. I grab a piece of chicken and the first guy lunges for me, I swiftly kick him in the nuts he screams I stuff the chicken in his open mouth and say "ain't no thang but a chicken Wang" then deliver a lightening elbow to his mouth breaking his teeth and making him choke. That will teach Kalnos for calling me a Gaijin.
Syth Mar 25, 2019 @ 3:49pm 
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Sign My Fans Profiles"
This will be the last comment I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two comments, I wrote 'em perfect
So this is my comment I'm posting, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 145kph on the freeway
Hey Kalnos, I drank a fifth of maple syrup
You dare me to drive?
And all I wanted was a lousy profile sign
I hope you know I deleted all of your comments off my wall
I love you Kalnos, we coulda got Platinum together, think about it
See Kalnos, shut up Mayor! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Kalnos, that's my Mayor screamin' in the mumble
But I didn't mute his ass, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he's muted he'll be sad too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at Nunavut now
mayor Feb 8, 2019 @ 1:53pm