Karate Walrus
Unknown
Florida, United States
If you read this (∩ ͡° ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚you've been touched by the donger fairy.

List of Presidents that died of diarrhea:
James Monroe
James Polk
Grover Cleveland

Best pickup line:
I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.