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69.0 hrs on record (61.0 hrs at review time)
Get addicted to drugs and eat your friends. The colony must (feed) grow
Posted June 14, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
40.8 hrs on record (35.2 hrs at review time)
2 walk 2 dead: tokyo drift
Posted May 26, 2025.
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21 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
37.4 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
Play game.
Think about killing myself.
Beat game.
Think about killing myself.
Beat game again, but this time with a tux on.
No think about killing myself.

This is the CEO grindset
Posted April 24, 2025.
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56 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
28.7 hrs on record (15.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's like gorbino's quest, but with higher fidelity graphics and neural interfacing. I'd even bet all my chunko pops that this game will win game of the century I bet, maybe even millenium!!!!

You can almost smell the viscous fluids coming out of the screen!!!

Btw: It works on linux pretty well so far. running fedora 41 on kde plasma desktop. Proton is the ♥♥♥♥!

Update: I've almost beat the main quest line. It's a bit confusing, so don't feel bad for using a guide... if you're a non-ceo grindset beta male like me.
The mech combat is about 10000000xxx better than gorbinos quest 9, which is a relief. I was so tired of the mech fecal matter mechanic personally.

And don't even get me started on the market manipulation tactics you can use in this game. Like gorbinos investment banker cousin always says "BUY BUY BUY SELL SELL SELL".

My only issue is that fishing doesn't exist yet, and I can't eat my opponents like i'd hoped.
Also the map needs some work, like the country side area.
Some of the quests can be a bit confusing or don't work at all, but I assume our corporate overlords will fix this very soon.
Posted March 23, 2025. Last edited March 27, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
15.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Step 1. Start as prole, and do laundry until war time
Step 2. Save up 15 Amecyte
Step 3. Kill yourself and respawn as cult leader. Call yourself the Rat King
Step 4. Profit
Posted March 13, 2025.
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56.4 hrs on record (48.6 hrs at review time)
its cool
Posted April 12, 2023.
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244.1 hrs on record (126.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I love video game gambling!!!
Posted April 4, 2023.
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19.6 hrs on record (19.2 hrs at review time)
I love getting shot by unseen russian soldiers!
Posted August 31, 2022.
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