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Recent reviews by Kitsune

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1 person found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Ah i can finally commit police brutality.
Posted May 13, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.7 hrs on record (13.1 hrs at review time)
Guys…. Do all the training first.
Posted October 14, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Ah, fellow citizens of the cosmos, behold the magnificence that is Super Citizen! While you mere mortals scurry about like ants in the face of adversity, I, the illustrious Super Citizen, stand tall as the pinnacle of heroism and wit in the Helldivers universe. My mere presence sends shivers down the spines of our alien adversaries, for they know that they stand no chance against my unparalleled prowess and indomitable spirit.

You see, unlike the rest of you insignificant peons, I am not bound by the constraints of mediocrity. While you fumble with your weapons and stumble over your words, I effortlessly navigate the chaos of battle with grace and finesse. My quips are sharper than the edge of a plasma blade, and my combat skills are unmatched by any who dare to challenge me.

So bow down before me, my loyal subjects, and bask in the radiant glory of Super Citizen! For in this universe, there is only one true hero, and that hero is none other than I, the magnificent Super Citizen!
Posted February 11, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
93.8 hrs on record (18.2 hrs at review time)
"Helldivers 2 is like a rollercoaster ride through a haunted house in space, where you're not just screaming; you're shouting 'freedom' between terror-induced squeals! It's a spine-tingling adventure, where every alien encounter is a jump scare, and every explosion is a reminder that freedom isn't free—it's just really, really loud! So grab your space-age popcorn, hold onto your helmets, and get ready for a heart-pounding journey through the cosmos, because in this galaxy, the only thing scarier than the aliens is the thought of living without freedom!"
Posted February 11, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
27.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
Game is good but it made me realize how much i hate my friends.
Posted November 24, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
88.1 hrs on record (87.1 hrs at review time)
Fun game with alot of replay value
Posted June 29, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
73.5 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Spam simulator 2015 10/10
Posted November 28, 2015.
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