Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Polish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. "Wonderful" teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez" and "STFU" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13.♥♥♥♥ tons of Lags
14. Cheaters
15. 1 tick servers

11 / 10 would play again