Kotay
Matt
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Top. Banana.
Top. Banana.
Currently Offline
Reviews for Kotay
5/5
"I've gone to school with this guy. If you want to know if he gets any worse, the answer is yes. Yes he does."
~DustPan

5/5
"It's cool talking to you, cuz you tell me stories about your friends and work and stuff and it's like...but you're from Canada.
No no, hear me out, it's just cool because it's like..they're just like us!"
~ScarySnowman (American)

5/5
"Hey Kotay, I saw someone who looks just like you. Except he was human sized."
~TroubleApproach

5/5
"No no, you're not dumb, you're uh...you're food smart."
~Sabrina

5/5
"You don't have one joke, Kotay. You have a LOT of jokes that you run into the ground."
~ScarySnowman (still American)

5/5
"How many fedoras do you own? Round to the nearest hundred."
~Anonymous Tumblr person

5/5
"Is Kotay a chad?"
~NinjaKnight

5/5
"If you were that crazy chef boss man from Dead Rising, you would be very effective."
~rosl (from America)

5/5
"You look like the protagonist to a dramedy romance coming of age film that appeals to young teens and 20-something year olds.
And you get like, Emma Watson as your love interest.
And you struggle with a young demon named Brandon dabbing on you."
~NovaKnightmare

5/5
"No, like, what I meant was, like, if you were ever to like, go crazy and...y'know...be a crazy chef guy, then...you would be good at that.
...because, like, you're a good chef."
~rosl (patriotic as ♥♥♥♥)

5/5
"When I have a kid someday, I'm gonna train him never to talk, just to make sure he never ends up like you."
~Keri

5/5
"Manage me daddy"
~Pretentious Hipster

5/5
"He's a stick-er in-er."
~Geeked Out event art-booth lady

5/5
"Kotay, help me, I spent $2000 on a streamer and she called me the wrong name on stream and I will never recover from this;_; "
~Ludens

5/5
"If we were living in the middle ages and our houses were a fortnite's hike away, you would definitely be the guy I would buy a messenger pigeon for."
~An American (Rusl)

5/5
"You've been a good friend to me. I'd like you to have this severed hand."
~Bane Nox, war criminal

5/5
"You've lost your pause privileges."
~Bwandin

5/5
"`Love is knows about the... knows when it no...it bounds no...love each other."
~Penelope, discussing Katara and Sokka kissing
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Gal pal brunch at Goth Disney land :) x0x0
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