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3 people found this review helpful
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27.5 hrs on record
For review sake, I'll try to keep this paragraph short. AI are busted, they follow a meta of spamming archers which melt through the early game units like butter. You cannot add more than 8 AI in the base game. The AI has no comprehension of your alliance, they can break it without repercussion and if you tried the same, the world will hate and kill you. You can no longer directly control production of "towns" unless you upgrade them to cities. Half of which downgrade back to towns when you end the era??? Along with, essential units randomly disappear when going to the next era????? You know what you can do though? You can play as Harriet Tubman and flaunt your pistol around so that's cool, I guess...

But now for the real review;

What in God's green Earth is this pile of steaming ♥♥♥♥. Lord help me, I'd rather be a toilet in South Korea then play this game ever again, the franchise has truly died with Civ 5 being the last masterpiece. I've tried to love this game, they've improved tremendously from Civ 6 with the new building mechanics, the graphics and era/focus mechanics but this game feels unplayable in its current state. I bought the game on release for 70 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ schmeckles, and let me tell you. I'd have more fun feeding the homeless for that price then play this pepperoni dog fart of a game. There are hundreds of world-wide known, world leaders yet they pick the most average Joe mfkers that nobody knows or cares about..... Guess what? They cant even lead their own nation, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JAPANESE ARE STARTING AS MISSISSIPPIAN and have to wait till the next era to form Japan. Out of countless play throughs I've been disappointed, just like Civ 6 it feels like constant war. Unless you have an army to take on the world you get gang banged. If I wanted to get gang banged I'd apply for the hub, not the Civ franchise. The mechanics to be a great game are actually right in front of you during your play through, which has pissed me of to no end because its not implemented well. It just taunts you every game you play. This game is actually the definition of Blue Balls... Let me say a lot more than just my balls have turned blue playing this... Its truly a shame Joe Biden and his group of Firaxis monkeys wont read the reviews and learn that they're actually bad at their job.... Better yet make a "Let's Play" or live stream of the devs trying to play this game and not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crash out, respectfully.

The fact this team has let a legendary series die sickens me.
Posted February 16, 2025. Last edited May 23, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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416.4 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Long story short: I LOVE Kingdom COMING, launching, playing and feeling the story, exiting and doing it all over again the next day... Going in (Bohemia) and exiting, my GOD... Jesus Christ be praised I LOVE kingdom COMING!!!!!

Amazing, I wish triple-A titles would take note of Warhorse, the graphics, the optimization, the story and game play all are perfect on launch, these guys know how to make a sequel. It does an amazing job explaining the first game if you haven't played. I'm not too far yet but it has been very promising. Amazing graphics, mechanics and addition compared the original. Thank you Warhorse Studios.

JESUS CHRIST BE PRAISED!
Posted February 7, 2025.
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18 people found this review helpful
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159.7 hrs on record
I wish Paradox as a whole would do better, especially with this.

I have proudly been a Paradox simp for over 10 years, buying most games and all DLC to come with it. Over the past 2 or 3 years they have fallen off, especially with this game. You would think its hard to mess up a sequel, copy and paste, add more features, fix bugs and better graphics but Paradox has failed in all 4 aspects of this.You are better off getting the first game. A year after this game's release, all I play with is hundreds of bugs along with their *epic, amazing, state of the art* texture and music pack with this annoying *** radio host keeps bringing "Professor Nut Butter" to talk about the housing shortage every 5 F****** minutes. The game crashes at the most random times, roads decide they want to go into space because 'terrain uneven' and the AI decides to stop their car in a round-a-bout causing traffic backups. Like honestly Paradox, what even is this. How can y'all call this a complete game? The only answer is its another cash grab to pay these monkey developers to spew out some garbage and call it a game. They're lucky I'm not their boss because I'd fire them all and do it my damn self.

It is simply unacceptable to see Paradox stoop as low as most triple A companies have, pushing out this game (along with other DLC) just to grab consumer money.
Posted December 19, 2024. Last edited April 24, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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32.7 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game to play with friends. I originally bought this for $13, early access and I think the game is worth the price.

Although maps can get repetitive you can still have a great time getting scared, laughing at your friend's misfortune or verbally abuse ghost. The game can also get frustrating at times since the ghost will sometimes hunt indiscriminately and you could lose whatever gear you brought but other than that the game has its moments which make it worth the price.
Posted November 25, 2020.
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210 people found this review helpful
18 people found this review funny
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0.0 hrs on record
Welcome to my review of Arma III: Contact.
Arma with aliens sounds to good to be true, that's because it is. In this DLC you pay 30 USD to run around in the forest with a glorified TV antenna and are asked to play classical music for the Alien UFO. Campaign is short with only 6 "chapters" which are about an hour a piece, but don't be fooled, its all the same stuff rinse and repeat. Your enemies are humans and your job is to carry a bootleg TV antenna and play some music to try and communicate with aliens...

Would be better if there were actual aliens, not just the same 3 UFO models zooming around the map. This is a laughing stock of a dlc... Better off just buying XCOM.
Posted July 28, 2019.
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21 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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1,077.4 hrs on record (275.9 hrs at review time)
I played Stellaris since the intial release date and personally I always loved it. Exploring the universe, the randomly generated species you encounter along with the random events, anomalies and what you can do. It feels like there is more than just fighting other empires and thats what I enjoy most about it.

With the 2.0 update, I was extremely happy with the newly introduced mechanics and think that they make for fair play. What I still notice is that you are still able to die releatively easy and I've noticed that since the release of the game. I'm not sure if I just suck but endgame crisis can literally destroy your empire from the inside out (experienced before 2.0) and while playing 2.0 I literally faced endless waves of 19k fleets under the banner of the Khan (I believe this is from a dlc though). Although I manage to kill him in battle and save my empire I feel as if this game just has you set up to die some times. My second biggest complaint is that whatever ideologies you chose, you always seem to get species following the opposite, basically the entire galaxy doesn't like you, and this has happened on endless playthroughs no matter what ideologies I choose. (experienced before and after 2.0)

Overall it is still an amazing game, highly recommend a long with the dlc.
Posted July 19, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
52.2 hrs on record (45.7 hrs at review time)
The new Waco Siege game is great!
Posted March 30, 2018.
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9 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.6 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For an early access game only 15$ it's a great game. The ending was absolutely amazing, highly recommend, especially if you decide to play with a friend
Posted July 5, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
900.7 hrs on record (326.9 hrs at review time)
I squirtled a lil bit not gonna lie. 10/10 would hit Braith again.
Posted June 28, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,163.3 hrs on record (465.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love Ark, I love it like a son I tell yah! But I disown his ass real quick because of taming time, grinding feel and lag spikes(pc not enough beef). Still love Ark 9/10 family interventions to cope with stress of taming.

Posted June 28, 2016.
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