A good mix of Red alert 2 and C&C Generals.
Main Campaign: Awesome and the good kind of cringe.
Missions in the campaign: Good pacing and some "chill time" to think during missions.
Skirmish: CompStomp satisfaction!
Multiplayer VS: I'm not interested.

8.5/10

Try it out gamers! Lets bring back RTS together! <3

As expected, I played with an open mouth for a few hours. Fantastic game so far!

My experience with this game gave me alot of insight, mostly why I shouldn't be a mage at all.
"Oh look a wand" *tunnelvision* *dies*
"Cool wand, but what does it do?" *dies*
"I can levitate through this..." *dies*
"So if I ..." *dies*
"GOD DA...." *dies*
"OH COME ON!" *dies*
"Jesu...." *dies*
*rage quit*
"Oh! Noita!" *starts game*

With my autism, and your gameplay, we'll make an excellent team!
This game is awesome! Fight, collect stuff, fail & die, fresh restart! All it needs now is an angry Viking!

-Started game.
-Looted home, trashed some stuff.
-Continued to loot a gas station during night.
-One of my people got ill and needs medicin, which I don't have
-Crafted knife for "protection"
-Forced to loot supermarket because I figured they must have medicin
-Saw three people (looters?) already at the supermarket, one came out of the front door walking towards me (with an assault rifle!?) while the others headed other directions.
-Stabbed the person coming towards me, he died quite fast, took his assault rifle (He won't be needing it anymore)
-Executed the rest of the looters.
-Got home with loot, everyone became depressed (atleast I got the medicin, doesn't that count for something?)
-I got depressed, what if those people were friendly but then I remembered the game DayZ; you can never be sure.
-Became a psychopath

10/10 "A nifty psychopath creator"