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14.8 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
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Posted November 30, 2024.
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67.2 hrs on record (43.3 hrs at review time)
El porno de este juego es mejor
Posted November 21, 2023.
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46.8 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
As a person who has a lot of sex all the time, I can say that this game is 100% similar to having sex with a woman, as I always do. Obviously this game didn't turn me on, I'm not gay, I have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes on this game. On the other hand, I would like to recommend this game to people who don't have sex (not like me because I have a lot of sex with women, a lot) as if there were a naked woman there and she is naked. She also looks like one of my several girlfriends that I had a lot of sex with. I've had a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because I am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. All my girlfriends say that I am very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. One of my lovers asked me to have sex with her but I told her I was playing a sex game and she started crying and became a lesbian and committed suicide because I didn't have sex with her. I have sex with women, not men, I'm not gay. I am very cool and handsome so girls always want to have sex with me because I am very cool and sexy. My penis is very big. All my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and I am very good at sex and I am, I have a lot of sex. I am also very handsome and sexy and have a lot of sex.
Posted September 9, 2023.
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68.4 hrs on record (46.6 hrs at review time)
Como persona que tiene mucho sexo a toda hora, puedo decir que este juego es 100% parecido a tener sexo con una mujer, como yo siempre hago. Obviamente este juego no me puso caliente, no soy gay, yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres reales como para gastar más de 15 minutos en este juego. Por otro lado me gustaría recomendar este juego a la gente que no tiene sexo (no como yo porque yo tengo mucho sexo con mujeres, mucho) como si ahí hubiese una mujer desnuda y está desnuda. Ella también se ve como una de mis varias novias con la que tuve mucho sexo. He tenido mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y las mujeres SIEMPRE quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy musculoso y guapo y muy bueno en los videojuegos. Todas mis novias dicen que soy muy bueno en el sexo y jugando videojuegos y siendo guapo. Una de mis enamoradas me pidió tener sexo con ella pero le dije que estaba jugando un juego de sexo y empezó a llorar y se hizo lesbiana y se suicidó porque no tuve sexo con ella. Tengo sexo con mujeres, no con hombres, no soy gay. Soy muy cool y guapo así que las chichas siempre quieren tener sexo conmigo porque soy muy cool y sexy. Mi pene es muy grande. A todas mis novias les gusta mi pene porque es muy grande y soy muy bueno en el sexo y lo soy, tengo mucho sexo. También soy muy guapo y sexy y tengo mucho sexo.
Posted June 18, 2023.
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